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# Jesse Owens was a pack-a-day cigarette smoker for 35 years


#13 in the 'an outline' series.
(4lfie, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 14:55, archived)
# Des'ree would prefer to eat toast than see this
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 14:59, archived)
# WORST LYRICS EVA
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 15:52, archived)
# Big fella, wasn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 15:08, archived)
# And he only had one arm
and one shoe
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 15:14, archived)
# Well, at least it's historically accurate then.
www.henryrobertburke.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/jesseowensshoe.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 15:17, archived)
# They used that to find him, like Cinderella
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 15:23, archived)
# and he used to drink pints while he was running
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 15:14, archived)
# Guinness would work so well there
But I'm reading this on my phone (and I can't draw).
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 15:23, archived)
# Yeah I wanted to do a version of the original like that
wih the "Guinness is good for you" slogan, but I'm away from photoshop at the mo.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 15:27, archived)
# There's hope for all of us then.
Once again, sterling (red, packet of ten) stuff.
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# That's right, history...
...Fuck. You.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 14 Jul 2012, 15:16, archived)
# Oh, so now you're trying to erase black athletes from history?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 15:21, archived)
# No. He's left a trace.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 14 Jul 2012, 15:47, archived)
# More history
cloned out of existence!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 17:43, archived)