This week's challenge is awaiting the starter's pistol.
In the blocks:
* Sheds!
The world is about to go mad for the Olympics. By 'the world' I mean 'the media'. Since the Olympics are obviously piss-boring, let's all photoshop sheds instead. Sheds doing the 1000m relay, sheds manning machine gun posts in the trenches of the Great War, sheds sweeping in majestic herds across the horizon, sheds on pogo sticks and sheds taking tents up the wrong'un.
* LOCOG after dark
What actually happens at the offices of the people who actively force kebab shops to change their names and small children to cry by inserting pins into their genitals, after they've finished doing Satans bidding?
* Postcards from Britain - pick your favourite location, say Birmingham, and make a tourist postcard suggesting foreigns would like to holiday here
* New uses for the Olympic torch
Place your bets here:




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Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:48,
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In the blocks:
* Sheds!
The world is about to go mad for the Olympics. By 'the world' I mean 'the media'. Since the Olympics are obviously piss-boring, let's all photoshop sheds instead. Sheds doing the 1000m relay, sheds manning machine gun posts in the trenches of the Great War, sheds sweeping in majestic herds across the horizon, sheds on pogo sticks and sheds taking tents up the wrong'un.
* LOCOG after dark
What actually happens at the offices of the people who actively force kebab shops to change their names and small children to cry by inserting pins into their genitals, after they've finished doing Satans bidding?
* Postcards from Britain - pick your favourite location, say Birmingham, and make a tourist postcard suggesting foreigns would like to holiday here
* New uses for the Olympic torch
Place your bets here:




Sheds promises to be less toapy
A tenner should sway my final decision..
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Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:17,
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oh.. wait.
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Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:33,
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LOCOG are cunts. have 'em
Oh I do care.
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Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:48,
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Oh I do care.
that Rosebud was originally a shed until someone told Orson Welles that they only had one plank of wood left, so he quickly scribbled out the leg of the h and said "Let's roll! God damn we're a week behind schedule already!"
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Wed 18 Jul 2012, 20:08,
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it will probably be won by a cuntshed repost
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Wed 18 Jul 2012, 20:21,
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If I have unwittingly unleashed a week of horror upon B3ta then you'd have my fulsome apologies if they meant anything to you.
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Wed 18 Jul 2012, 20:42,
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