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# Slightly Olympic-themed Image Challenge Vote
This week's challenge is awaiting the starter's pistol.

In the blocks:

* Sheds!
The world is about to go mad for the Olympics. By 'the world' I mean 'the media'. Since the Olympics are obviously piss-boring, let's all photoshop sheds instead. Sheds doing the 1000m relay, sheds manning machine gun posts in the trenches of the Great War, sheds sweeping in majestic herds across the horizon, sheds on pogo sticks and sheds taking tents up the wrong'un.

* LOCOG after dark
What actually happens at the offices of the people who actively force kebab shops to change their names and small children to cry by inserting pins into their genitals, after they've finished doing Satans bidding?

* Postcards from Britain - pick your favourite location, say Birmingham, and make a tourist postcard suggesting foreigns would like to holiday here

* New uses for the Olympic torch

Place your bets here:




(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:48, archived)
# anything but postcards
please stop voting postcards
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:58, archived)
# It'll be a week of 'Oh hai popular landfill'

Sheds promises to be less toapy
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:03, archived)
# it got my vote
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:16, archived)
# My vote can be bought.
A tenner should sway my final decision..
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:17, archived)
# the check's in the post, man
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:32, archived)
# I love sheds!
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:42, archived)
# OMG Ham o' shatner is a mod and has edited the votes!!!!!!!!1
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:31, archived)
# careful now
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:33, archived)
# only use I can think for an olympic torch is selling it on ebay
oh.. wait.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:33, archived)
# cheese grater ?
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:47, archived)
# it probably is
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:02, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 21:03, archived)
# oh I don't fucking care anymore.
LOCOG are cunts. have 'em

Oh I do care.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:48, archived)
# VOTE SHEDS
SHEDS!
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:13, archived)
# I love sheds
best of all the garden structures
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:54, archived)
# It's a little known fact
that Rosebud was originally a shed until someone told Orson Welles that they only had one plank of wood left, so he quickly scribbled out the leg of the h and said "Let's roll! God damn we're a week behind schedule already!"
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 20:08, archived)
# it's going ot turn into a cuntshed-fest
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 20:19, archived)
# ^ this is my worry
it will probably be won by a cuntshed repost
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 20:21, archived)
# I'm not entirely sure I'm aware of these cuntsheds of which the two of you speak
If I have unwittingly unleashed a week of horror upon B3ta then you'd have my fulsome apologies if they meant anything to you.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 20:42, archived)
# I think we should abandon this idea of picking the challenge that gets the most votes
and pick the one I want instead
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 20:29, archived)
# Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 20:57, archived)