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# Same Sex Weddings
(SpiteClassic, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 17:52, archived)
# well, in 2015, possibly
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 17:59, archived)
# For the first time ever I saw the Scotch in their natural habitat,
and it weren't pretty. I'd seen them huddling in stations before, being loud but… this time I was surrounded. Everywhere I went it felt like they were watching me; fish-white flesh puckered by the Highland breeze; tight eyes peering out for fresh meat; screechy, booze-soaked voices hollering out for a taxi to take 'em halfway up the road to the next all-night watering hole. A shatter of glass; a round of applause; a sixteen-year-old mother of three vomiting in an open sewer, bairns looking on, chewing on potato cakes. I ain’t never going back… not never.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:02, archived)
# "Scotch week" in Blackpool used to be terrible
...don't know what it's like now
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:05, archived)
# Blackpool's still pretty much terrible
oh.. wait.. you meant..
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:18, archived)
# 'Glasgow fortnight' in Whitley Bay was always good willed
but then, there's not that much separating geordies and Jocks
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:20, archived)
# Just northumberland
or to give it the correct title

Nertmblnde

or something.

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:22, archived)
# get yersel tha fook affa ma feeld
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:37, archived)
# beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:05, archived)
# Good gravy!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:07, archived)
# So yeah
he's in a Hollywood movie now.

www.imdb.com/title/tt1298649/
Ben Fucking Stiller, holy fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:08, archived)
# A man needs to eat.
But I still hate Ben Fucking Stiller.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:12, archived)
# Fucking Ben Fucking Stiller
Fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:13, archived)
# He went full retard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:16, archived)
# You forgot to mention Vince Vaughn & Jonah Hill
The Holy trinity of unfunny
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:33, archived)
# do you know what
they have both been really good in cameo's in other films, but as leads they have always left wanting.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:22, archived)
# he is a colossal cockshiner
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:14, archived)
# He can always fall back on directing.
'Submarine' was a quirky little gem.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:15, archived)
# i'm sure you'll both be very happy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:12, archived)
# not quite yet...
good news though. Was just reading the Have Your Say on this subject.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:20, archived)