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# We interrupt this WIld West Fest to ask you to vote on QOTW

1) Hypochondria - Thanks to my massive hypochondria, I've had leukaemia, liver disease, AIDS (twice), cancer (too many times to count), and God knows what else. It's even worse now thanks to the Internet, where you can quickly convince yourself you have anything. The most recent episode was a white spot on my tongue which I KNEW was tongue cancer, but turned out to be nothing. So - tell us your tales of hypochondria! (Dr Skagra)

2) Beautiful Moments III - More fluffy stuff to warm your cockles. If you have cockles. (A Vagabond)

3) Screwed over by the man - We once made a flash animation for a record company. They told us it was brilliant and 30 staff gave us a round of applause. They asked us to stick it out without their name on it. Then their legal department sent us a cease and desist for infringing their copyright. (rob)

4) Stuck - Everyone loves physical comedy, and one of the most ridiculous things anyone can do is put a body part (any one you like) in something that it won't come out of. What horrific things occurred to you? Did the fire brigade and howling neighbours turn up to not help you? Did you lose vital street cred/clothing/seconds to disarm a bomb? (Satur9)

Vote now, vote often-ish:





Edit: OK - Screwed Over it is folks...
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:27, archived)
# The doctor told me I was a hypochondriac
"Oh bloody hell, not that as well," I thought.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:29, archived)
# Boom boom!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:31, archived)
# Bourbon Brush would have been a very different kids show.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:50, archived)
# Would it be a kid's show? *ponders*
I think it'd be like Wondershowzen, or some other nightmare.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:56, archived)
# hypochondria - b3ta thinks it's dying
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:30, archived)
# I've voted for the one I thought of - screwed over by the man
I can expand the story properly if it wins. Which it probably won't
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:32, archived)
# hypochondria it is then
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:35, archived)
# See if you'd only said "pissed on by The Man"....
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:39, archived)
# PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOOOOOOUUUUUSE TONIGHT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:40, archived)
# Stuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:50, archived)
# tldr
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:55, archived)
# Survey to decide the subject matter for the parade of fabrication, fantasy and urban myth for the coming week.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:58, archived)
# tldr
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:59, archived)
#
tldr
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:01, archived)
# FUCK!
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:02, archived)
# Wot no shed?
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:40, archived)