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# I'm locked in a basement somewhere



(Skimo I got a front page 8 years ago, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 13:45, archived)
# Mofaha would like the 11.00 show
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 13:48, archived)
# oh, for a second there I thought I was somewhere else
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 13:48, archived)
# You mean we're not?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 13:55, archived)
# Hahahaha this is great
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 13:51, archived)
# Next week : Richard Gere Takes a Shit in a Kettle
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 13:57, archived)
# Gerbal Tea!
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:00, archived)
# ahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:02, archived)
# lol!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:07, archived)
# "pretty gerbil, straight up the ass"
"pretty gerbil, straight up the ass"
"pretty gerbil"
"I think you will fit up my ass, straight up the ass"

-and so on.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:26, archived)
# a meal...
and a show!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:50, archived)
# etc...

(I helped save b3ta! Liquid Crystal, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:16, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:11, archived)
# Vegetable Soup... Pfft!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:11, archived)
# Whatever happened to Charlie Brooker?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:14, archived)
# He married a Blue Peter starlet
and died of sexual frustration.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:16, archived)
# I saw him walking around London a few years back,
listening to his iPod and looking very, very grumpy. I'd be grumpy too. Those iPod earphones are crap.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:18, archived)
# He's one of those people whose resting face is grumpier than his grumpy face.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:23, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:30, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
I don't see why people find these two getting married as odd. Maybe she plays a lot of Halo 3 or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:33, archived)
# Actually, I think they make a great couple. Both seem lovely.
I think they make a great couple. Both seem lovely.:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:34, archived)
# I remember seeing her when she started the Blue Peters
I thought that she looked very nervous - twitchy and a nervous smile.
A few years later and she's still like that. Perhaps she's on the drugs?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:34, archived)
# she was on arounf the same time as richard bacon
in fact i think her and richard bacon were a couple at some point, so you could be onto something there.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:17, archived)
#
This, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:22, archived)
# Erm
Then this...
sky1.sky.com/sky1hd-shows/a-touch-of-cloth

Since his C4 stuff was a bit rubbish, SKY seems like a natural progression.
(Nowt wrong with Screen Wipe, y'know).
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:15, archived)
# Ah, there y'go.
The trouble with not having a telly is that I miss out on this sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:52, archived)
# heheh
from the days before computers, sliced bread, the wheel etc.:


Clink for bugger (177 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:35, archived)
# I did once have a go myself...

...but it doesn't really work now the buggers are back in.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 17:14, archived)