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[challenge entry] hello

From the Fictional Tourist Brochures challenge. See all 98 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:50, archived)
# *books tickets to clungeton-on-sea*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:52, archived)
# *smacks in maaaf*
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:53, archived)
# *pulls hair*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:55, archived)
# Ding!
Gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:55, archived)
# Leave it saan, walk away. I ain't werf it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 23 Aug 2012, 15:05, archived)
# A true shit hole of epic proportions with some of the vilest people you are every likely to meet
I should know I come from there. But apart from that it's great
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:56, archived)
# It was where I spent most weekends as a yoof.
The day I passed my driving test in 1969 I was daan saaafend on me bike.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 23 Aug 2012, 15:11, archived)
# It gets better the further north you go
Unfortunately I got stuck on the outskirts of Romford and spent most of my yoof being chased around Romford Market by skinheads on Friday night as I was the only Punk in the town. Happy days.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 15:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Chav-tastic!
Have this
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:57, archived)
# One letter away...
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:58, archived)
#
shorpe
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 15:40, archived)
# And.....
Its actually North Lincolnshire now....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 12:21, archived)
# The true connoisseur should try Jaywick
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaywick
It's basically a shanty town just outside Clacton.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 15:00, archived)
# Christ I read about that recently
The town that time forgot and twinned with Detroit
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 15:02, archived)
# A few years back a friend and I went wandering round there with a video camera
We didn't see a single other living soul. It's like town in Fistful of Dollars.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 15:05, archived)
# You could film a decent zombie movie there...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 15:45, archived)
# Damn forgot that..
It's where I grew up. Woodford actually but we weren't that far away. Mods & Rockers on the beach, oh happy days.
Mind you, when I was a lad Jaywick Sands was a quiet little place for old people and it stunk of shellfish.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 23 Aug 2012, 15:04, archived)
# yeah, i read about them bitching that the Olympic torch wasn't running through their town.
but not all people from Essex are bad people or spoiling for a fight.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 15:04, archived)
# It's a little-known hangout for Superheroes
on their weeks off

(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 15:21, archived)
# Newsflash!
Ian Stafford moves to Clacton!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 15:44, archived)