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# hmm...
Felcher i presume?
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 1:55, archived)
# no, all you need for felching
is a straw ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 1:56, archived)
# i
feel violated for some reason....
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 1:57, archived)
# i've not even started yet
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 1:58, archived)
# oo
kinky...
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 1:58, archived)
# i hope you're
not that fast at everything you do :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 1:59, archived)
# no
i'm not, i take bloody ages to mow the lawn...
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 2:00, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 2:01, archived)
# Short legs make
DAMN fast hips
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 2:01, archived)
# hmmm,
you have short legs?

sounds fun
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 2:02, archived)
# i'm
6foot3
and pretty tall too
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 2:02, archived)
# i'm about the same
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 2:04, archived)
# what's et short for?







coz he's only got little legs

b'dum tish
(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 2:05, archived)
# groan
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 2:06, archived)
# You will;)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 2:07, archived)
# that a promise?
m3ss3ng3r? :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 2:08, archived)
# Maybe I wont just watch then
:)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 2:12, archived)
# watching is overrated
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 2:15, archived)
# arf
m@dness it is
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 2:08, archived)
# Baggy Trousers...
Baggy Trousers...
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 2:09, archived)
# my friend told me
that Jerry saddowitz (sp?) did a comedy show in America and got shouted at for his kind of anti american jibes, he apologised to the guy and gave him a T-shirt which said I love feltching, he convinced this guy that he (jerry saddowitz) was mayor of a little village in england called feltching. The guy wore the t shirt for the rest of the show
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 2:05, archived)
# Hee Hee
Good old 'Dumb Americans' humour :p
(I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 2:09, archived)
# haha
that guy is so cool :)

I loved his fbi shootout
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 2:09, archived)
# ARMAGEDDON!
That is all
(I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 1:59, archived)
# whats the reccomended procedure
for that? get under a table and put a paper bag on your head?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 2:01, archived)
# then
receive a kicking?
like some kind of initiation
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 2:01, archived)
# nope
apperently you'll survive armageddon if you get under the table and put a paper bag on your head
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 2:04, archived)
# No
The correct procedure is infact to turn yourself into a cockroach
(I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 2:09, archived)
# Don't forget the gerbils


filthy little fuckers..

oh, and the point you were making, the difference between felching and gerbilling (as I once explained to WBM).. quite right, though a straw would defeat the purpose..?
arse sucker!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 2:13, archived)
# lol
why do people always get gebilling and felching confused? they're quite different
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 2:21, archived)
# Yeah..
and here's the thread I mentioned:

www.b3ta.com/board/422917

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 3:54, archived)