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# Not fake.

Not fake at all.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:02, archived)
# It is fake. There's no bridge.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:03, archived)
#
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:04, archived)
# Sharks constantly regrow their teeth
so any bridge work would fall out to be replaced with new teeth. They are also horrible and I'm glad they live in the sea and not in suburban gardens.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:06, archived)
# We're going to need a bigger trowel.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:10, archived)
# The pest control section in garden centres would certainly be a lot
more interesting.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:12, archived)
# Yes there is!
It's in 1000 pieces, but it's there :D
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:07, archived)
# Ahahaha!
So I see :D
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:09, archived)
# He left his child, but he saved his jigsaw.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:09, archived)
# There's the ship's bridge
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:56, archived)
# I'd say there was no bridge, but that shark has clearly had dental work.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:04, archived)
#
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:11, archived)
# hi im cuntshrak, how may i direct your fucking call?
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:25, archived)
#
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:28, archived)
# It's hard not to become emotional from that, I just hope they arrived safely to Swaziland.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:30, archived)
# did sick on way :(
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:51, archived)
# This is what happens if you suffer from blue balls for too long.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:52, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:56, archived)
# have you seen Prometheus?
Fassbender is wickedbad as usual.

imjussayin



(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:53, archived)
# not yet
i'll torrent it as soon as it's released on dvd

imjussayin
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:57, archived)
# dvd rip already out there with sub-standard audio mind
ijs
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:03, archived)
# fuck tha
i'll wait, i'm not overly excited about it, or any films at all, these days.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:06, archived)
# i heard dat
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:36, archived)
#

(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:09, archived)
# nicely
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:09, archived)
# cool
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:29, archived)
# class
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:36, archived)
# Nicely
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 19:54, archived)
# very good
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 21:35, archived)
# Nice.

(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:22, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:22, archived)
# das ist fuckt
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:24, archived)
# Hahahahah! Fabulous!
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:25, archived)
# WHAT THE HELL IS THAT
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:30, archived)
#
the future
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:33, archived)
# Paedoshark.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:35, archived)
# It's a Safety Shark. It was bred by this fellow.

(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:38, archived)
# Father Jack?
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:41, archived)
# Salman Rushdie.
Author geneticist and fish lover.
Naughty but nice...
:D

(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:42, archived)
# i like the cut of his jib
less so his mutation
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:42, archived)
# oh
now I wish I hadn't asked :P
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:45, archived)
# Hahaha!!
Proper lolz
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 18:19, archived)
# Looks nothing like a rabbit with tits.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:22, archived)
# I'm sure diamond mines expel large quantities of shark with each collapse or explosion
On the subject of fake, are hers?
I mean the wings obviously. Honest. I bet she bought them from a market down elephant and castle, right. Her taste in tacky accessories has dwindled as of recently.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:31, archived)
# Sharrrrk!
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:36, archived)
# FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKTEAM, GO!
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:36, archived)
# WOW
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:46, archived)
# Mr President, Cuntfish has returned
- GET ME SHRAKTEAM
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:48, archived)
# they couldnt' even save tony scott
wankers
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:59, archived)
# they found his head, jeeesus, is that ok, MR PERFECTION?!
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:05, archived)
# Yep. Looks real to me.
Has the troll answered the summons yet?
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:43, archived)
# Give it a few minutes to write some garbled vaguely sinister message
over the same picture of a stunted nurse and a paper bag.

Mangled translations don't google themselves, you know.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:47, archived)
# Well after yesterday's instalment (s)he is now back on ignore.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:54, archived)
# What was it this time?
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:03, archived)
# I took the compromise
and adblocked her b3ta image account. anything that slips through i adblock that subdomain as well. that way i at least don't miss the enormous thread that follows but i don't have to see what tedious arsedribble she's slopped out today.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:07, archived)
# Good move. I'm more minded just to get rid, quite frankly.
It's a truism that troll threads always get more interaction than stuff that people have spent good time in making, so rather than fuel that fire I think I'll just pass on the whole Dave experience for the time being.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:13, archived)
# to be honest theres actually less and less of interest in the threads, too
there are a lot of replies but they're all variants on "piss off". ignore is probably less work in the long run for very little cost...
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:11, archived)
#

(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:49, archived)
# Beautiful.
*wipes away tear*


(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:07, archived)
# tanks jessop

(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:39, archived)
# Actually saw this happen once
was out driving in my ford escort 1.3GL when it happened
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:04, archived)
# What colour was it?


(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:17, archived)
# kinda shark coloured
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 17:26, archived)