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# never ski through trees
James Bond is an expert and cannot be copied
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 17:55, archived)
# Is that how he died?
Better than drugs, i suppose.

I wonder if his skis with the boots attached to them carried on going while he slid down the tree with a comedy slide whistle noise?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 17:56, archived)
# I think I'd rather go out on a massive high
than bleeding to death from internal injuries and broken bones
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 17:57, archived)
# that's what usually happens
when you don't pay your dealer
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 11 Sep 2012, 17:58, archived)
# I've set up a direct debit, I'm fine
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 18:01, archived)
# Is that your code word for bumsex?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 11 Sep 2012, 18:03, archived)
# no, that's mortgage repayment protection
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 18:12, archived)
# yes, I believe it was
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 11 Sep 2012, 19:43, archived)
# HIT TREE! NO SKI!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 21:46, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 22:20, archived)
# mullet arms
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 22:25, archived)
# Was it trees or a lift tower?
That seems to be the most common cause of death on the slopes. The best one was the fellow who swiped one of the large tower pads to use as a toboggan, then ended up going head-on into the no longer cushioned tower.

/point
/laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Felis Concolor, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 18:12, archived)
# happy candles you old cunt
everyone's a cunt on here these days
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 11 Sep 2012, 18:24, archived)
# Candles!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 18:42, archived)
# Woo, fun times!
And a friend just called with a cryptic message about a surprise gift; those are always fun!
(I helped save b3ta! Felis Concolor, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 19:11, archived)
# Tree...and happy candle day
Ski slope weather report:

Mostly cloudy except Sonny under one tree.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 19:47, archived)