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(, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 17:52, archived)
# That sonny died ages ago though
(, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 17:54, archived)
# never ski through trees
James Bond is an expert and cannot be copied
(, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 17:55, archived)
# Is that how he died?
Better than drugs, i suppose.

I wonder if his skis with the boots attached to them carried on going while he slid down the tree with a comedy slide whistle noise?
(, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 17:56, archived)
# I think I'd rather go out on a massive high
than bleeding to death from internal injuries and broken bones
(, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 17:57, archived)
# that's what usually happens
when you don't pay your dealer
(, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 17:58, archived)
# I've set up a direct debit, I'm fine
(, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 18:01, archived)
# Is that your code word for bumsex?
(, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 18:03, archived)
# no, that's mortgage repayment protection
(, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 18:12, archived)
# yes, I believe it was
(, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 19:43, archived)
# HIT TREE! NO SKI!
(, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 21:46, archived)
#
(, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 22:20, archived)
# mullet arms
(, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 22:25, archived)
# Was it trees or a lift tower?
That seems to be the most common cause of death on the slopes. The best one was the fellow who swiped one of the large tower pads to use as a toboggan, then ended up going head-on into the no longer cushioned tower.

/point
/laugh
(, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 18:12, archived)
# happy candles you old cunt
everyone's a cunt on here these days
(, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 18:24, archived)
# Candles!
(, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 18:42, archived)
# Woo, fun times!
And a friend just called with a cryptic message about a surprise gift; those are always fun!
(, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 19:11, archived)
# Tree...and happy candle day
Ski slope weather report:

Mostly cloudy except Sonny under one tree.
(, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 19:47, archived)
# hehehehehe
phew !
(, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 17:54, archived)
# She's now 80% sentient plastic and will outlive us all.
(, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 17:54, archived)
# Oh nicely...
She looks kinda dead...embalmed at least...
(, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 17:54, archived)
# we can rebuild her
(, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 17:56, archived)
# Subtle.
:)
(, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 17:56, archived)
# I don't get it :(
(, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 17:59, archived)
#
That-Cher
(, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 18:01, archived)
# it's that Cher
(, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 18:02, archived)
# Duh
my brain's not in gear yet.
(, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 18:03, archived)
# Why would your brain be in Geary ET?
(, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 18:06, archived)
# pfft
(, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 18:13, archived)
# Nice way to show off your 15 facebook notifications.
I bet 14 of them are farmville though.
(, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 18:05, archived)
# Theyre all from JJ
exchanging yiffy pics that were too sexy to post on here
(, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 18:08, archived)
# Cor
(, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 18:09, archived)
# I bet JJ has a right old dirty stack off long eared yiffery
(, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 18:11, archived)
# They're all taters, bragging about his sexy rubber clad lady friends and the like
(, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 18:14, archived)
# Haha.
Argh. I needed an explanation. If I only had a brain.
(, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 18:11, archived)
# Oh FFS
:D
(, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 21:34, archived)