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# New monkey discovered in the Congo.


www.cnn.com/2012/09/12/world/africa/dr-congo-new-monkey/index.html?hpt=hp_c3

(Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Thu 13 Sep 2012, 8:55, archived)
# The rare papal box monkey?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:01, archived)
# Yeah
If there's one thing the world needs, it's more monkeys.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:02, archived)
# How else would we be able to have a government?
(Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:11, archived)
# SATIRE
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:43, archived)
# BOOM! FUCKING SATIRE!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:49, archived)
[challenge entry] CLUNES, obviously


Pearoasting for the image challenge
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:13, archived)
# Dagon Clunes?
(Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:54, archived)
# ...and in other news, can we have a minute's silence for the demise of my old faithful Cat boots, please.
can we have a minute's silence for the demise of my old faithful Cat boots please.Followed by a rousing huzzah for the arrival of my new pair of Cat boots please?

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:20, archived)
# Mine tends to be


Trawl every shoe shop in London looking for a size 13

End up in High and Mighty and realise I have to pay twice as much as people with normal feet

Buy size 12s

Six months of agony

Shoes break
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:27, archived)
# Does the internet not provide?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:34, archived)
# Yeah, at daft prices
Looking at £60 minimum most of the time.
I can never buy shoes in sales
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:41, archived)
# I know it's slim comfort but I think most shoes are now massively overpriced
I never used to spend over £30 and now it seems that wouldn't get me an insole.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:47, archived)
# Think of it as a tenner a month to not be in agony...
then everything after the first six months is a freebie!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:52, archived)
# You know what they say about men with big feet.
Constantly broke due to footwear expenses.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:48, archived)
# See black Adidas Gazelles in shop
Buy black Adidas Gazelles

Move each already-owned pair of black Adidas Gazelles one step down the "best" ladder

Consider throwing away the pair now at the bottom
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:52, archived)
# *awaits Adidas spambot*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:55, archived)
# Fuck it, I'd do their spam
As long as they sent me free pairs of black Adidas Gazelles, size 11 pls
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Adrien Brody
(born April 14, 1973) is an American actor and film producer. He received widespread recognition and acclaim after starring in Roman Polanski's The Pianist (2002), for which he became the youngest actor to win the Academy Award for Best Actor at age 29. Brody is also the only American actor to receive the French César Award.
(1.618..., Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:21, archived)
# Adrien Brody?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygI-2F8ApUM
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:28, archived)
# yes
but you havent put the monkey face on it
(1.618..., Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:29, archived)
# Hold on, it's not quite right?

There, I fixed it.
(Bocboy, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:32, archived)
# hahaha
my first thought as well.

Perfectly executed, like a U.S. ambassador.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Under the make up she is like a woman possessed.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:40, archived)
# "Your mother sucks Dodi in hell!"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:42, archived)
# haha!
COCKSUCKER!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:44, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:49, archived)
# still would
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:54, archived)
# King of the Primates
(I helped save b3ta! satan_kidney_pie floats like a butterfly, sings like a trout, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:56, archived)
# Dr. Congo is a wonderful physician
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:51, archived)