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# it's a terrified and disorientated red squirrel
that appears to survive (in as much as it is still running around after the several storey fall). Full thing on Links
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 23 Sep 2012, 22:49, archived)
# but then got run over by a truck.
rip in ur h8rtz 4eva supasquirrel :'(
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sun 23 Sep 2012, 23:00, archived)
# I see
i've been a bit humourless of late, but I don't find any humour in things like that
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 23 Sep 2012, 23:13, archived)
# 
         _.-"""-,
       .'  ..::. `\
      /  .::' `'` /
     / .::' .--.=;
     | ::' /  C ..\
     | :: |   \  _.)   --- prick forgot his chute. LOL!
      \ ':|   /  \
       '-, \./ \)\)
          `-|   );/
             '--'-'
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sun 23 Sep 2012, 23:15, archived)
# yes, you are an utter humourless shitcunt
(Monty Boyce, lol drugz, Sun 23 Sep 2012, 23:20, archived)
# Squirrels fall out of trees all the time.
You don't go making disapproving comments at trees do you? Do you?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 23 Sep 2012, 23:32, archived)
# Not for fun
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 23 Sep 2012, 23:36, archived)
# Hmmm, can I get a job berating trees?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 23 Sep 2012, 23:41, archived)
# wanted: city centre alcoholic
apply in person at second park bench
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 23 Sep 2012, 23:43, archived)
# I'm nowhere near a city. {:-(((((
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 23 Sep 2012, 23:48, archived)
# you'll have to do it on a self employed basis then
"Self-employed people are responsible for paying their own National Insurance contributions and Tax."
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 23 Sep 2012, 23:56, archived)
# If there's no trees available, go for those tree-like things they stick flags on
You can be a professional mastberator.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 23 Sep 2012, 23:59, archived)
# oh, fuck
that was terrible... :)

also, did you enter and/or win anything on that green man competition?

i did, and, didn't :(
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 0:06, archived)
# fucking stupid red. no wonder the greys are taking over.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 23 Sep 2012, 23:38, archived)
# racist

/predictably
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 23 Sep 2012, 23:39, archived)
# If this was a rat no fucker would care.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 23 Sep 2012, 23:40, archived)
# I quite like rats
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Sep 2012, 23:46, archived)
# So do I mofaha, so do I.
We need to do more to get the rights of rats recognised in this age of rodent oppression!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 23 Sep 2012, 23:49, archived)
# rodents should be oppressed
especially pigeons
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 23 Sep 2012, 23:53, archived)
# Rat's at least have character human's can identify with
I stared at one in my garden for a while a few days ago, the creepy bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 23 Sep 2012, 23:53, archived)
# the fuck? "character human's (sic) can identify with"?
do you enjoy rummaging about in other people's shit? because no-one i know does.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 0:07, archived)
# This guy was big and freaky
about the size of my next door neighbour's current kiitens

Netherless, I was completely fearless
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 0:48, archived)
# my fucking hero
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 1:09, archived)
# I was utterly exceptional, i'm still reeling in how ace I was
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 1:29, archived)
# just fuck off, okay
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 1:49, archived)
# You wouldn't like Sydney rats
vicious fuckers the size of footballs.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 0:17, archived)
# as small as a football?
an ex neighbour saw one eating his veg growing in his garden, about the size of a spaniel. shot it with an air rifle, the fucker didn't even flinch.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 0:23, archived)
# if this was a squirrel, no fucker would care
unless they didn't understand physics
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 23 Sep 2012, 23:46, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNLtZgHB7wo
fast forward to 8:00. watch and learn.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 23 Sep 2012, 23:50, archived)
# That's cleared that up then...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 7:07, archived)
# If it was a human burgular, people would be calling for the right to shoot it
MADNESS
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 23 Sep 2012, 23:47, archived)
# But I don't see anything wrong with that
this was just another life form, unable to get to grips with our ways
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 23 Sep 2012, 23:55, archived)
# but totally able to get to grips with jumping from that height
because it's a fucking squirrel which weighs about the same as a tissue full of spunk
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 0:03, archived)
# He wasn't flung out of the window by a madman.
He tore around some confused frenchman's kitchen for a minute or so then leapt out the window. There's no cruelty, intended or actual. The little shit went on to carry on bothering french people perfectly happily.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 0:04, archived)
# Sorry, but *cough* german
Otherwise, right on man.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 0:06, archived)
# Is it German?
edit: Yes it was German. Terrible kraut detection there on my behalf.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 0:10, archived)
# It is
And I go now bye
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 0:12, archived)
# If it was a spider, or a wasp, or a moth, or a pidgeon, or a mouse or rat
People'd go apeshit. But because squirrels are cute, it becomes all concerning. Squirrels are pests too, and if the fucker gets in my kitchen and makes me have to throw away food, then it deserves what it gets.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 0:05, archived)
# A WASP?
Nuke the fuckers from orbit for total wipe out with napalm and fire, and added death

My advanced reasoning is destined, however, for sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 0:17, archived)
# i was just about to applaud your buddhist principles
but you can fuck off now.

advanced reasoning my arse. you're a fucking wasp-hater.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 0:19, archived)
# i'm on your ignore list, aren't i?
i hate one-sided arguments. have a go back you cunt!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 0:27, archived)
# fuck, it seems i'm on everyone's ignore list tonight :)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 0:31, archived)
# let it go, man. you're talking to yourself again.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 0:33, archived)
# glad i decided not to reply to the comment that isn't even there anymore
yeah dude, good job. *high fives self*
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 0:39, archived)
# defies nature? what a load of crap.
chill out fella, no point getting worked up because of the disingeniousness of some fuckwits on an internet message board.

thanks, mate :D *closes eyes, clicks heels three times, repeating "it's only the internet"*
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 0:43, archived)
# you seem to be mumbling about bollocks, or something
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 0:51, archived)
# let's put each other on our respective ignore lists
then you won't have to hear me mumbling about bollocks
and i won't have to mumble about the bollocks you're spouting



or something. yeah, or something seems to be the best idea.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 1:02, archived)
# Ha!
Your bollocks is quite interesting, however :)

Which is what the wankers don't get, I guess
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 1:13, archived)
# or something
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 1:16, archived)
# it's one in the morning. go to bed, jamal.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 1:05, archived)
# I can identify with you there.
I can see how it looks funny but, I can't get past the reality of it suffering.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 23 Sep 2012, 23:36, archived)
# What suffering is that?
There's no evidence of any suffering, apart from panic at being caught raiding some frenchy's kitchen.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 23 Sep 2012, 23:40, archived)
# Well there is the panic, maybe I was thinking of other similar vids.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 23 Sep 2012, 23:46, archived)
# it's not suffering. it's a squirrel.
surface area to mass ratio equals a forty-foot drop that's totally survivable
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 23 Sep 2012, 23:40, archived)
# I don't doubt the basic physics, it is how things impact.
200+km/h Bike crash = bruised lung

pissed fall onto kerb = brain damage
etc. etc.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 23 Sep 2012, 23:53, archived)
# wear a motorcycle helmet and body armour when you get pissed
or, do some tt racing in your best suit.

bad analogy dude.

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 23 Sep 2012, 23:58, archived)
# "I don't doubt the basic physics, it is how things impact"
*headhand*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 0:05, archived)