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# Might I suggest the 49p Wiggly Eye pack from Morrison's to all B3tans?


110 eyes for shits and giggles...well not actual shits...OH GOD NOOOOOO......

(Will soon be an image challenge suggestion too....)
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 18:55, archived)
# *gives screen a shake*
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 27 Sep 2012, 19:08, archived)
# You shake my screen again, Buster......
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 19:22, archived)
# I'd buy that for a dollar!
Top subtlety on the watermark there! ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 19:14, archived)
# there's a watermark o_0
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 19:17, archived)
# Just visible, cleverly incorporated into the design of the wallpaper under the banana
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 19:24, archived)
# oh yeah I see it now
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 19:27, archived)
# just as well
it'll be all over imgur and reddit in a couple of hours !
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 27 Sep 2012, 19:17, archived)
# I bet they don't even notice its there...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 19:25, archived)
# It's been another long day...
I've allowed myself a few extra font points...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 19:20, archived)
# I was that cheered up by the bird eating banana mans hair I only just spotted it :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 19:27, archived)
# Bird-eating banana men are frickin dangerous, man.....
Give a wide berth....

Fee..Fyffes...Fo...Fum...etc...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 19:34, archived)
# I smell the blood of a banana man man.....
They were causing mayhem in Aldi ealier today..... banana skins and feathers flying everywhere...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 19:38, archived)
# Near to Aldi there's the Fruity-a-go-go Gentlebananamens' Club...
Bendy Wendy peels off in there seducing the crowd with her feather boa...

The same four bananamen were in there after the fracas which you witnessed.

That was four skins and feathers too...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 19:51, archived)
# Them fucking fucking bananamen...
I'm gonna keep my eye out for this fruity-a-go-go next time I go...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 19:54, archived)
# nananananaana
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 19:39, archived)
# You won't sell many ice creams traveling at that speed....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 19:41, archived)
# *Wiggles glasses...*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 19:44, archived)
# Haha, you;ve just shown your age there!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 19:48, archived)
# *Gives not one fuck*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 19:52, archived)
# My attitude exactly
I knew I was getting older when I chose to use an old ladies pink and redish floral umbrella rather than get wet!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 19:58, archived)
# GAH!
I did that last week, I hadn't registered it as a sign of getting old, like warbling a little when whistling.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 20:13, archived)
# I'm dredding the day that I want to go out and buy....
and own one of those heavy duty PVC shopping bags with pictures of fruit all over it...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 20:17, archived)
# all the kids are dead, some crane cunt crushed dem
:D

i mean

:/
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 19:48, archived)
# Dead kids just means more ice cream left for me.........
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 19:51, archived)
# how you like you asscream? dubbal nuggets?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 19:55, archived)
# It's always best to have doorbell...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 20:00, archived)
# knak, knak
- hu dere
Hugh Dare
- Hu?
Hugh
- Wha?
No, Hugh
- Yeah, hu dere?
THAT'S A ME!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 20:03, archived)
# It's the whey ya tell um...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 20:08, archived)
# Googles.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 20:25, archived)
# Goggles.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 20:35, archived)
# He's got a name you know....
"Ivar".

As in "Ivar the Boneless."
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 21:21, archived)
# *noms* :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 21:35, archived)
# Excellent work, fellow crocodilephile!
fellow crocodilephile!I think you deserve this...*

*Nobody deserves this...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 22:43, archived)
# What is this device?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 23:07, archived)
# Is it the World's most powerful nut-cracker?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 23:33, archived)
# yes, yes it is
:D

ps thank you :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 0:39, archived)
# Ooglies!
Take a look at www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eMFoP1lU8o if you're not sure what I'm on about. Best thing on CBBC.
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 9:26, archived)