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# Win a Paperwhite with Sid the assassin monkey
MODEDIT: Spam deleted and replaced with a picture of Michael Heseltine looking a bit like the old man character from Up.

(BlastedHeath, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:18, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:20, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:21, archived)
# Hi, did you think this would go well for you?
I don't think this will go well for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:19, archived)
# Call me
"Confuzzled" but is this spam?

Quick, call Battered and tell him someone's trying to spruik something!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:19, archived)
# this is looking spammy no? Let's vote
Delete post?

(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:20, archived)
# Is there a "Maybe?"
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:21, archived)
# hmm - we should vote
Should we add a maybe vote to the delete vote?



(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:24, archived)
# And get rid of Wolfcock?
8(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:22, archived)
# I voted no
Can I suggest a mod edit, letting us all spit bile and vitriol, whislt removing the offending spam and replacing it with... say... a rainbow dinosaur?

This has the added bonus of confusing the people who turn up late in about half an hour.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:23, archived)
# Dinosaurs!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:31, archived)
# I guess God doesn't like dinosaurs.
Makes sense really, seeing as he killed them all.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:36, archived)
# Yeah. Turns out he's called "Rex" as well
Maybe he had a falling out with Uncle Tyrannosaur.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:40, archived)
# Actually they killed themselves, they were god's first failure.
We're about to do the same thing now and god will lose his first two kids.

Shitty cockroach third child is going to be the successful one and it's all our fault plus the dinosaurs.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:36, archived)
# Actually I think QI said that the Spiders predate us, Dinos and cockroaches.
It'll be the spiders that rule, in the end.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:03, archived)
# bullshit, they're lazy trust fund fucks.
They'll just wait for food to land in their house like they always do, the stupid shits
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:25, archived)
# Wow!
50/50 within minutes!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:23, archived)
# This is rather democratic for b3ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:26, archived)
# Yeah, it's spammy, but what's worse
is I'm not eligible to enter! Lick my wolfcock, spamteasers!
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:30, archived)
# The real question is:
This thread has turned into it's own thing. Happy little accidents. This is your world and you make the big decisions.

A) Yes?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:18, archived)
# how many other sites have you spammed with this?
*edit - here you go, hope I win! Oh, actually no I don't, I want a Kindle Fire, not a black and white one
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:21, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:23, archived)
# Let me know if you're up for some scrambled eggs with lobster
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:25, archived)
# Why didn't I think of spamcunting my own (and infinitely superior) compo on here?
Oh, now I remember. Have some rainbow dinosaurs...

(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:30, archived)
# \o/
Maximum success
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:33, archived)
# Mu?
(EvilTerran rearranged his letters on, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:20, archived)
# If I remember correctly this was my suggestion to a "what should I draw?".
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:05, archived)
# That is indeed correct.
www.b3ta.com/board/10582662
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:10, archived)
# i loved his character in Snatch
Brick Top
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:33, archived)
# Seconded! :)
(Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:45, archived)
# Ninj-edit!
Should probably look out for mod-edits in future.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:35, archived)
# Do I still win?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:50, archived)
# what a shit mod edit
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:52, archived)
# Arriving late to the lynchin g once more...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:15, archived)
# b3ta is DEAD.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:02, archived)
# Heseltine MOD
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:16, archived)