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# Anyone for sexy pie?
(, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 19:17, archived)
# Cor, I'd like to put my penis into that lady
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
(, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 19:19, archived)
# I'd "fill" HER "steak", if you know what I mean!
I'd "steak" HER "fill", if you know what I mean!

I'd "pukka" HER "pie" etc. etc.
(, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 19:22, archived)
# I'd like to eat her 'pie', if you catch my drift.
Then fuck her.
(, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 19:26, archived)
#
I'd "catch" HER "drift"
(, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 19:28, archived)
# I'd puff her pastry, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!
Because I sure don't!
(, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 19:27, archived)
# I think it means cunnilingus, young man
(, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 19:28, archived)
# Deary deary me!
(, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 19:48, archived)
# forking hell
(, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 20:20, archived)
# Or maybe
spending some quality time with a vacuum pump?
(, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 21:22, archived)
# i'd put my meat in her, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!
(, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 14:07, archived)
# I'd like to pour "gravy"
onto her beef-curtains...nudge, nudge, wink, wink....
(, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 19:27, archived)
# I'd "compromise" HER "pie"
(, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 19:36, archived)
# Well, I'D crust her
jelly. Or something.
(, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 19:45, archived)
#
(, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 19:25, archived)
# What Sith?
(, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 19:46, archived)
# Good. GOOOODDD!
Only now, at the end, do you understand
etc
(, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 20:47, archived)
# *something about hair pie*
(, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 19:59, archived)
# mom's hair pie!
it's all on the twatlas squire.
(, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 10:15, archived)
# looks like my niece...
begins polishing flintlock pistols to settle the imminent affair of honour; Sir!
Well I have to do something while feeling very, very old
(, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 20:53, archived)