I'd buy that for a dollar!*
*probably wouldn't, but woo to the pic all the same
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Wed 2 Jan 2013, 9:04,
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I hear Michelangelo's "David" got caught in bed with a 12-year-old Horse Chestnut
She may have consented, but it's still statue-tree rape.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 2 Jan 2013, 9:52,
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*Awaits CGI-heavy remake that doesn't capture the essence of the original*
Saying that, Total Recall wasn't terrible.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 2 Jan 2013, 10:14,
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