

there's enough space on his face to fit someone else's face on it, in particular Paula Abdul, whose face is far too small for all the things that are on it, so therefore - because of nature's constant struggle for equilibrium - there should be a sort of face levelling system where people with too much spare face give it to those who have no spare face, so they can keep their nose and such in it
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Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:39,
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