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# Geraint and Hermes
watch a cow drowning in the ornamental pool from the drawing room window. Geraint gets a migrane and has to lie down on the chaise longue. Hermes, unmoved, walks indoors and watches from the doorway as the maid fellates the senior footman behind the grand staircase.

Disgusted, Hermes sweeps upstairs to confront his father about the flagrant and repeated sexual impropriety of the staff, only to walk in on his father in an opium stupor being fellated by the family wolfhound. Distantly, the last desperate, waterlogged braying of the drowning cow can be heard over the insistent noise of enthusiastic sucking.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:31, archived)
# if he wants a real challenge
he should draw the inner workings of your mind
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:34, archived)
# Well, me and Wasp Box kept most of them.
He just needs to go and draw them. It would certainly make a sea-change from all the furry fanservice. talesfromtheb3tasite.blogspot.co.uk/p/about.html
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:40, archived)
# i think i'll look at those later
when i'm not at my parents' house
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:43, archived)
# *wipes a tear away from my eye*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:35, archived)
# *stands and applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:36, archived)
# *theatre applause*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:36, archived)
# Sorry, I meant
Yiff grr yiff meow!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:42, archived)
# Timing is everything
and I'm glad I popped in right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:46, archived)
# You've just nicked that from an S Club Juniors music video.
Lay off the cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 16:06, archived)
# hahaha
this is like a Saki story full of wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 16:16, archived)