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# oh....we're still here. Righto, then.....

What should I draw the'day?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:20, archived)
# Hulk Hogan wrestling a giant anteater in front of the Kremlin.
It can be a sexy anteater if you like.

and a sexy Hulk Hogan
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:22, archived)
# something with tits
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:23, archived)
# Painting with candles?
Also, phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:39, archived)
# John Pertwee cackling in delight whilst shooting blood out of every orifice.
Please.


Or Bane.

Or that soldier I keep drawing.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:23, archived)
# A girl with BIG THIGHS.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:24, archived)
# a chihuahua
doing a photoshoot with elvira and eric pickles, both in skintight silver lycra
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:26, archived)
# The wedding kiss of
Brian May and Anita Dobson.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:27, archived)
# Geraint and Hermes
watch a cow drowning in the ornamental pool from the drawing room window. Geraint gets a migrane and has to lie down on the chaise longue. Hermes, unmoved, walks indoors and watches from the doorway as the maid fellates the senior footman behind the grand staircase.

Disgusted, Hermes sweeps upstairs to confront his father about the flagrant and repeated sexual impropriety of the staff, only to walk in on his father in an opium stupor being fellated by the family wolfhound. Distantly, the last desperate, waterlogged braying of the drowning cow can be heard over the insistent noise of enthusiastic sucking.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:31, archived)
# if he wants a real challenge
he should draw the inner workings of your mind
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:34, archived)
# Well, me and Wasp Box kept most of them.
He just needs to go and draw them. It would certainly make a sea-change from all the furry fanservice. talesfromtheb3tasite.blogspot.co.uk/p/about.html
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:40, archived)
# i think i'll look at those later
when i'm not at my parents' house
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:43, archived)
# *wipes a tear away from my eye*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:35, archived)
# *stands and applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:36, archived)
# *theatre applause*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:36, archived)
# Sorry, I meant
Yiff grr yiff meow!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:42, archived)
# Timing is everything
and I'm glad I popped in right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:46, archived)
# You've just nicked that from an S Club Juniors music video.
Lay off the cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 16:06, archived)
# hahaha
this is like a Saki story full of wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 16:16, archived)
# A member of the BBC engaged in entirely appropriate and legal behaviour whilst a young girl is in the same room.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:42, archived)
# doctor who riding a sled towed by rabbits
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:43, archived)
# pfff
sylvester mccoy is an utter mental
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 16:09, archived)
# A Victorian Patriarch has been transported through time to the 1970s
He is absolutely outraged at the loose morals, public displays of acres of male and female flesh and the ambiguous sexuality of almost everyone he can see.

He is burning inside with disgust and almost apoplectic with rage as he pounds his fat, glistening cock again and again into Savile's cigarhole and the workhouse orphans line up to lap at Jimmy's yellowed, scabby scrotbag.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:45, archived)
# YES
/high fives
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:46, archived)
# WOOT!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:47, archived)
# "Please sir, can I have some mmmMMOAARRGGHHHHH", exclaimed the urchin, emptying his tiny stomach of gruel.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:46, archived)
# "Outside, outside," replied Savile, pushing the girl before him towards the door, and looking vacantly over her head.
"Say I've gone to sleep - they'll believe you. You can get me out, if you take me so. Now then, now then!"
"Oh! God forgive this wretched man!" cried the girl with a burst of tears.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 16:02, archived)
# i feel a little bit of sick rising
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:50, archived)
# Compo, Clegg & Foggy
Rolling downhill in a tin-bath on wheels.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:46, archived)
# WOOF
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:48, archived)
# I think you should draw
a knife through a sheeps innards, lapping at the still-warm blood pouring out.
Then hand yourself in to the Police.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 4 Jan 2013, 16:13, archived)