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# I bought myself an Attacknid before christmas, for the sole purpose of terrifying the family cat and the two kittens my sister had recently adopted.
The older cat ran a mile, found the highest point he could and stayed there in order to avoid the thing. Total fear.

....The kittens fell asleep infront of it.

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(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:00, archived)
# you men and your toys!
/didn't get a massive orange dragon for christmas, oh, no
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:03, archived)
# My Attacknid could beat the sh*t out of your Massive Orange Dragon.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:05, archived)
# is this cottaging slang?
(likeajackhammer, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:07, archived)
# "cottaging"?

*googles "cottaging"*
...........................................................no. no it is not.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:11, archived)
# oh, please
a gang of hex bugs could take your attacknid
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:09, archived)
# oh! ohohohoh!
I have Hex Bugs! I'm gonna try that out!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:11, archived)
# do so
and film the results.
also, kittens fucking LOVE hex bugs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:14, archived)
# I bet my foot could punt it right out the window
I obviously meant the kittens
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:12, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:14, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:53, archived)
# nice non-yiffy pinup secret link
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:21, archived)
# *fwap*
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:33, archived)
# ^thank you
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:15, archived)
# I bet it crawls up Kat's dressing gown.
"Get it off me!!"
"It's not responding to my controller!"
"Yeah, right"
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 15:34, archived)
# Ris?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:16, archived)
# I made one of those out of Lego
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 18:52, archived)
# Oooooooooooh, pinup is very very very sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 21:34, archived)