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# !
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:29, archived)
# Infiltrate a super-secret terrorist cell, crack their command structure, identify their overall ringleader, and bring all their dastardly schemes crashing down around thier ears while bumping off said ringleader in a poetic and above all terminal fashion.
How hard can it be..?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:30, archived)
# That gives me the fear
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:35, archived)
#
fear horn
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:36, archived)
# *does a little bit of sick in mouth*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:37, archived)
# Arf! Looks like he's about to say "Mmmm... Betty."
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:36, archived)
# and on that bombshell...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:37, archived)
# As long as James bond dies graphically and horribly in the first minute, I'd watch it.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:40, archived)
# If it was also painful and messy I'd buy the DVD.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:02, archived)
# Some say... that his belt buckle is lethal at up to 50 paces, and that every time he irons a shirt, a regime topples.
All we know is - he's called the Q!

/lame
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:45, archived)
# the Q are an omnipotent race in the star trek series. i doubt they'd be arsed making exploding bolas
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:46, archived)
# Not sure they qualify as being a race do they - more an eternal pan-dimensional collective entity of sorts...
*zips anorak all the way up*

EDIT bugger Wikipedia does have them down as a race.

*hands over anorak in shame*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:50, archived)
# they are all called Q
like the mattresses in Hitchhikers, except they are all called Zem
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:53, archived)
# i'm pretty sure Q refers to them as a race at one point
also, did you know Q junior is played by john de lancie's real-life son?
EDIT: guess who got the star trek edition of scene it? for christmas...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:53, archived)
# Hehehe :o)
To compound my b3ta failing I've just posted a massive GC over on links.

It contains Legolas though so you'll probably like it.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:58, archived)
# sweet dancing grandma!
2 minutes 10 of giggling like a fucking loon, right there. consider it well and truly clicked!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:03, archived)
# It's a bit of a classic.
That film will never be the same again for it though!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:12, archived)
# i'll be laughing whenever i see it
but tonight, i've got a new film to watch
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:17, archived)
# "but i'm not driving just any getaway vehicle...............i'm driving A TANK"
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:52, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:06, archived)
# Well...
he does own the DB5 featured in Goldeneye and Tomorrow Never Dies...
And drove it up to the casino in Goldeneye. So technically, Clarkson has played James Bond.

God, I hate myself sometimes

EDIT: although, having read the Q business up there, I think I win non-nerd points
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:08, archived)
# No you win all the nerd points, just in a different category ;op
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:15, archived)
# yes, but that's offset by the petrolhead points
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:16, archived)
# Petrolhead?
me?

Pah, I'm just a Bond nerd. The only cars I know about are the ones with machine guns behind the headlights
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:37, archived)
# yeah, right
/definitely hasn't got a bugatti veyron keyring attached to her keys
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:45, archived)
# hahaha
The name's Bond, Jermey the annoying Bond
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:38, archived)
# never give that man a gun :)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:43, archived)
# "Vodka Martini, shaken".
...
..
.
"Not Stirred".
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:54, archived)