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[challenge entry] Here's one I prepared earlier



Captain Bigglesworth climbed out of his trusty Camel, kicked the chocks into place, and headed wearily towards the hangar.
A frown furrowed his boyish brow as he saw his dear old friend hurrying towards him across the tarmac.
'I say!' ejaculated Bertie, feverishly polishing his monacle. 'Dash it old chap, it looks like your todger is hanging out of your trousers!'
Biggles stopped in his tracks, looked down, and looked back to Bertie, a wry grin on his face.
'Hanging out? It's sticking out, my old chum' he replied.
Bertie gulped, knowing what was going to happen next.
'Now, get back inside, and I'll show you why we call this place the mess.' murmured Biggles as he lit up a cigarette.



From the Sex-up Literature challenge. See all 169 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! gp_guineapig, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:38, archived)
# There's no denying it
He's a BALLY GAY CHAP!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:39, archived)
[challenge entry] While we at it...
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:49, archived)
[challenge entry] He he! I like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:41, archived)
# The original is a FINE, FINE book.
This is skill too.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 18:04, archived)
# Agreed
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 18:46, archived)
# Nice font work!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 19:02, archived)
# Great job pootling the fingers :)
Plastic surgery photoshopping is tough.
Pootle (poo-tul) verb
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:43, archived)
# Cocks away!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:44, archived)
# ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:46, archived)