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I shudder to think what Thing one and Thing two would look like...

From the Sex-up Literature challenge. See all 169 entries (closed)

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Sun 24 Feb 2013, 21:12, archived)
# thank you b3ta for making my sexual desires look normal
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Feb 2013, 21:13, archived)
# hahahahaha
non-dr, classic.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 24 Feb 2013, 21:27, archived)
# I'm glad I'm not the only one old enough to remember that...
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Sun 24 Feb 2013, 21:44, archived)
# Ha ha... better than my effort....
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(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sun 24 Feb 2013, 21:34, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 24 Feb 2013, 21:35, archived)
# he chose...wisely
www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/mola_ram_carly_simon_prepare_nobody_fucks_it_better.jpg

Also, kudos for Chopper on /links


imjussayin
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 24 Feb 2013, 21:38, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=di3s-ZaD_pk
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 24 Feb 2013, 21:40, archived)
# i've seen that, it's reet goode
spotify:track:0vLwL4xuJ3s7SeaCdvMqkY (Call Me by Blondie)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 24 Feb 2013, 21:41, archived)
# Hahaha!
As for 'Chopper' - great films should always be shared.

EDIT: I just clicked 'I like this' on my own picture, when it should have been yours. I've since put the click where it should have been, but am unable to withdraw my original mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 24 Feb 2013, 21:40, archived)
# sweet goofs
great japes
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 24 Feb 2013, 21:42, archived)
# Horton hears a who is a better film than indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
there, I said it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 24 Feb 2013, 21:38, archived)
# Temple of Doom is the second worst Indy flick.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 24 Feb 2013, 21:43, archived)
# It's Raiders, and then several weird parody films as far as I'm concerned
they're fun, but they're stupid slapstick comedies
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 24 Feb 2013, 21:46, archived)
# 'Raiders' walks it by a goodly mile.
'Last Crusade' has some good bits, (mostly Sean Connery), and the other two are wank.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 24 Feb 2013, 21:48, archived)
# I have fond memories connected to my seeing Last Crusade
none of them of the film though :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 24 Feb 2013, 21:53, archived)
# Copping a feely in the back row, eh?
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 24 Feb 2013, 22:04, archived)
# I LOVE this!
But there isn't a Love this button, so I'll press the like this button with love in my heart.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:40, archived)
[challenge entry] JAGSHEMASH


spotify:track:0RmgoZihIoJryddm0DqmWS (No Man Army Feat. Tom Morello by Prodigy)

spotify:track:0e243BgB3uILv6mismargL (Funeral Of Queen Mary (Moog Version) (from A Clockwork Orange) by The New Movie Orchestra)

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 24 Feb 2013, 21:37, archived)
# oh lordy! HAHA!

'hot italian' -- no such thing, ROFL!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 24 Feb 2013, 21:39, archived)
# i'm off to prague in the morning, have you been?


imjussayin
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 24 Feb 2013, 21:40, archived)
# Prague is beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 24 Feb 2013, 21:45, archived)
# yeah, it looks pretty neat
plus, lots of reasonably priced boozes


imjussayin
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 24 Feb 2013, 21:48, archived)
# Good food, great theatre, cool graffiti, nice people, mad clubs, stunning architecture.


Click for bigger (96 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 24 Feb 2013, 21:58, archived)
# yes, i'm mostly going for the scenery/architecture amidst the boozes, i'm staying in new town
a fine vista senor

imjussayin
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 24 Feb 2013, 22:01, archived)
# Have fun, Dek.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 24 Feb 2013, 22:05, archived)
# oh yes
tanks
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 24 Feb 2013, 22:08, archived)
# Watch pickpockets on Charles bridge. Seriously.
It's very busy and supposedly a hotspot for the feckers. I avoided getting hit but I was being watchful too.
Ask them "Would Sir care for a bullet?" if affected.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 24 Feb 2013, 22:06, archived)
# i'll just gun them down with mine splatterchode


kudos
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 24 Feb 2013, 22:08, archived)
# if by 'been' means; have much of my genetic twists been formed there, then, 'yes'!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 24 Feb 2013, 21:50, archived)
# i hear ya

youtu.be/ZRnzTTYk7_Q
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 24 Feb 2013, 21:56, archived)
# Ha-ha! Splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 24 Feb 2013, 21:44, archived)
# tanks, have you seen Killer Joe?
the movie, not that guy who pisses outside ALDI
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 24 Feb 2013, 21:47, archived)
# I now have a copy, but have been working some very strange hours since New Year.
Back to working days, this week, and will try to squeeze it into my Wednesday night movie session.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 24 Feb 2013, 21:51, archived)
# you squeeze that shit
but don't forget the goofs


(i'm not a doctor btw)


imjussayin
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 24 Feb 2013, 21:57, archived)
# Killer Joe's OK. 7/10.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 24 Feb 2013, 22:09, archived)
# yeah, it's an interesting curio
the third act is hilarious/bizarre
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 24 Feb 2013, 22:11, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 24 Feb 2013, 21:56, archived)
# tanks for the kudos

goodgooch
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 24 Feb 2013, 22:02, archived)