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# My wife calls our daughter 'pickle'. I made her a pickle for Mothers Day
I don't trust it. It's eyes are too far apart.


(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 22:16, archived)
# o_O
Phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 22:17, archived)
# steady on!
lol
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 22:17, archived)
# I am steady on, yes
*clambers on*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 22:21, archived)
# Can it be milked?
milked washed
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 22:22, archived)
# I would see a doctor, urgently.
Oh, it's fabric.

Lovely job!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Mar 2013, 22:25, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 22:34, archived)
# Hold on a mo!
is that just your cock in some kind of sock?! wtf?
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 22:51, archived)
# ooerr... shifty :D
does it come as a glove puppet?
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 22:52, archived)
# This is exceedingly sinister
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 23:41, archived)
# How many pubes per ball?
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 1:13, archived)
# I don't know if anyone else has noticed, but
it looks like a willy.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:51, archived)