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# my arm is broken :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:02, archived)
# poor girl! What happened?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:02, archived)
# fell off a chair changing a lightbulb
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:09, archived)
# Awwww!
Was alcohol involved?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 20:14, archived)
# eek
be more careful when changing the light bulbs in a chair
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 23:31, archived)
# never change a lightbulb when surrounded by swans
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:03, archived)
# Well yeah, keeping a swarm of swans in your front room is a bit cruel.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:07, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:11, archived)
# I sure hope you're kidding.
However, if you aren't, I hope it was worth it. Wink wink. Nod nod.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:06, archived)
# nope, just got out of hospital.
bone had to be reset under general anaesthetic
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:08, archived)
# Damnit, we need you in one piece.
I decided to eat breakfast in a tree once.

At least now you can get all of those signatures on your cast. I wish I had saved mine.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:18, archived)
# the kids will probably draw fish on it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:21, archived)
# :(
Hope you stop being broken soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:08, archived)
# me too
i can't knit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:11, archived)
# Lets hope your bones still can!
...
Because that's what bones do when they heal. Knit together. LAUGH DAMMIT, I'M HILARIOUS!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:15, archived)
# comedy gold right there
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:17, archived)
# take me back to surgery, i need my sides stitching
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:18, archived)
# Did the arm get treated by the knit nurse?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 20:15, archived)
# Ow dear, get well soon. left or right?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:17, archived)
# left
and i'm left handed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:19, archived)
# Oh dear.
I had mine in plaster for 3 weeks once, you soon learn to do things differently if that's any consolation..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:28, archived)
# yeah, i did the right one years ago
definitely time to go home and get to bed. haven't slept for 2 days, except when i was under anaesthetic
'bye all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:30, archived)
# Night night..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:32, archived)
# Well no wonder you broke your arm, it's God's way of trying to save your soul.
Drive out the demons!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:29, archived)
# As a person who regularly pretends to be a doctor, I prescribe complete rest and copious amounts of alcohol.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:18, archived)
# definitely no booze
that would not be wise
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:23, archived)
# I'm a doctor and you should totally obey me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:25, archived)
# you're no hypnotoad
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:26, archived)
# *waves arm mysteriously*
He is a doctor. You should obey him.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:30, archived)
# Now I know you're not well, what the fuck did they give you at hospital to make you sart talking like this...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:29, archived)
# morphine
g'night
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:33, archived)
# Morphine is nice :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:37, archived)