I'm sorry, but there's nothing sensible about cutting off a perfectly serviceable pair of tits.
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 15 May 2013, 12:51,
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She'll be kicking herself
when cancer comes into fashion, that's for sure.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?,
Wed 15 May 2013, 12:54,
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I think the US should flatten North Korea right now, just in case.
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 15 May 2013, 12:56,
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Pfft!
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Frogbeat,
Wed 15 May 2013, 13:18,
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Has she actually had them removed though?
The statement mentioned three months of various surgeries, so I reckon she's only had the parts most susceptible to cancer removed. Her breasts might not look that different on the outside.
I'm betting she's had some sort of corrective plastic surgery as well.
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Smallbrainfield,
Wed 15 May 2013, 13:05,
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It was a full double mastectomy, but they put in 'fillers' so that she can get implants later.
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 15 May 2013, 13:24,
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they put in dog food?
oh no thats spillers...
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Atatatatari IIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIII,
Wed 15 May 2013, 13:35,
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Yes, she'll get a cracking pair of bionic boobies
that fire metal orphans from the nipples at her enemies and secrete a sweet sweet nectar for Bradley to suckle upon when he's feeling down. They will also serve as floatation devices should Jolie have to perform an emergency landing in water.
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 15 May 2013, 13:48,
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Tupperware titties FTW.
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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Wed 15 May 2013, 14:57,
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i heard that they were able to save her nipples.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 15 May 2013, 19:03,
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