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(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 13:11, archived)

Double Penis Tripedal Dog

DOUBLE PENIS TRIPEDAL DOG

DOOOOOOOOaaoaoaoaoa

mlgmlglgmgnlgn.

afternoon b3ta, how are you sexy bastards today?

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 13:16, archived)

been down the beach for a walk

dead jellyfish everywhere

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 13:42, archived)

Just got my daughters school report back.

It's typed out in Comic Sans...

Sometimes I despair of this country...

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 13:44, archived)

oh dear

why do people think it's cute to use the sans? Why God, why!?

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 13:48, archived)

It's jaunty!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 13:52, archived)

I like it.

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 13:56, archived)

Like a cheeky sailor? In a 1940's ealing comedy about a happy go lucky sailor chap

who sees all of his friends die horrifically in a variety of unlucky naval war mishaps but still, mustn't grumble!

And then happy ending?

Like that?

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:08, archived)

That was a great film....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:10, archived)

I liked the part where they tried to hide the fact they ate the vicars prize chicken

While being shelled by the Germans.

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:13, archived)

What about when the captain got that snorker stuck in his fly....

and the first officer was pulling on it trying to get it out and the doctor walked in!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:20, archived)

"Day at the beach" was my favourite bit.

Linked image; shows dead WWII sailors in old B&W photo:

www.b3tards.com/u/dceb14b0c0ee9d13b69a/cheeky-sailor.jpg

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:23, archived)

"Hahahahaha... more snorkers left for me with that lot dead!"

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:26, archived)

Funny because one mustn't grumble!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:26, archived)

I particularly enjoyed Robin Askwiths performance.

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:13, archived)

That's what she said!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 18:16, archived)

can you really trust these peoples' assessment of your child's intelligence?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 13:49, archived)

My thinking as well.

Although I am possibly a twat to the school, or helpful, I'm not sure. When I receive letters home, I highlight all the spelling mistakes, incorrect grammar etc. with a red pen and post the letters anonymously back to the school.

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:05, archived)

if you don't, they'll never learn

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:14, archived)

Hope it wasn't too brown

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 13:56, archived)

The thoughts on the font are clearly without mention.

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:08, archived)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:18, archived)

Too brown, and they don't like the font

Game over, man!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:14, archived)

GAME OVER!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:17, archived)

comic sans is often used in education because it is easy for children to read

as it is very similar to handwriting.

i think that's bullshit but that's what teachers are told and why they use it.

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:41, archived)

I heard that helvetica is better because it's easier to read

and i hear that serif is good because the serifs lead into the next letter

I think someone is jut doing "research" on EU grants tbh...

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 18:17, archived)

I like jelly, but jellyfish is bad jelly.

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 13:48, archived)

i don't eat jelly

not after that liver reduction diet.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 13:50, archived)

Reduced liver sounds ominous.

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 13:51, archived)

it basically goes like this:

you can consume:
water
black tea, no sugar
black coffee, no sugar
sugar-free juice
diet coke or pepsi max
swiss vegetable bouillon
sugar-free jelly

you cannot consume
ANYTHING ELSE

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 13:55, archived)

The one thing on the entire planet I'm not allowed is grapefruit!

No loss as I hate the fucking stuff :-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 13:58, archived)

this was a special diet because i was having surgery

i lost 2st 2lbs in 2 weeks

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:01, archived)

I was baffled with my dietary requirements for my colonoscopy,

no veggies and could have any jelly I wanted except strawberry or raspberry. For some reason it took me a while for it to dawn on me why I couldn't eat that.

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:07, archived)

I'm down to 11'10

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:09, archived)

mine's crept up a bit lately

due to excessive partying. this is why i'm starting the long walks again, really need to keep an eye on my weight

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:16, archived)

Yep booze is my main problem calorie wise....

Still sooner drink the booze and cut down on that pesky food calories instead :-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:25, archived)

not really an option for me

as i can only eat very small amounts anyway. more exercise is the key, i feel

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:33, archived)

I miss that cheep lambrini rip off stuff.....

but it's more than twice the calories of red wine, I love my red but weather like this I'd love to start the night with something fizzy and sweet

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:42, archived)

cassini?

got a 4-inch scar on my arm because of that stuff

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:47, archived)

Not seen that one.

Our local sainsbury used to sell one called Lamvino, then they changed the name to Le Peri! Our inner city offies have rows of the stuff under dozens of names, probely all made in the same factory, I think le peri is made in liverpool which is where they make lambrini, so it could all just be made in the same factory.

Penny and pound per unit is is the cheepest form of alcohol I'v seen

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:57, archived)

wouldn't be surprised

i invented the smash monkey, a delightful blend of gin, grenadine and strongbow.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:04, archived)

Mmmm nice...

I keep meaning to try Le peri (Lambrini) and vodka

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:12, archived)

it's rocket fuel

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:41, archived)

that's nasty

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:09, archived)

it was worth it

as i couldn't have my gastric surgery with a fatty liver

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:15, archived)

so now everything is yay?

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:26, archived)

weight-wise, much better

but i could use my belly skin to paraglide

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:32, archived)

I know nhs won't pay for it....

But get yourself on embarassing bodies in front of 8 million viewers and they pay for it :-) they did one the other night....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:36, archived)

even i have my limits

and going on that show is where i draw the line.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:46, archived)

Start a paragliding club offering rides, save the money and go private :-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:51, archived)

i'm still looking for a well-hung billionaire

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:07, archived)

I'd settle for just billionaire..

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:15, archived)

I once saw a dead seal lying flat on its back.....

I walked over to have a look, 2 feet away it opened its eyes and looked straight at me, it was fucking sun bathing....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 13:49, archived)

yeah, they do that

they can move fucking fast, too

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 13:51, archived)

This one froze when it saw me and panted a lot,

I bent over a touched it and then backed off so it could go away, are you sure the jelly fish weren't sun bathing!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 13:53, archived)

nah, there's loads of them

there was a piece in the local rag about them all washing up, i think they're the stingy sort

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 13:57, archived)

Send some around to my place, I'v got a sink full of dirty plates!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:00, archived)

do what i did during my lazy cunt phase

buy paper plates

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:02, archived)

Haha, years ago I once smashed all my crockery except for one of everything...

so I was never faced with a mountain of pots to do!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:05, archived)

i couldn't do that

i've got 3 cupboards full of mugs, i collect the damn things

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:13, archived)

Good god,

I'm having a major clearout at the moment.....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:28, archived)

i do that about once a month

but it's usually clothes and shoes that get binned. i need a full chest of drawers just for underwear.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:35, archived)

I'v got 38 pairs of trunks all identical

and 48 pairs of socks, 2 types, takes up two draws :-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:40, archived)

over 60 pairs of knickers

and about 40 bras. i don't do socks.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:45, archived)

I'm not saying how many bras I have... people'l think I'm weird

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:00, archived)

but you ARE weird!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:02, archived)

My psychiatrist said eccentric :-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:11, archived)

mine said

"take my money, just don't do that again!"

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:16, archived)

How much and what?

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:22, archived)

;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 15:42, archived)

it was decided that no animal should be that happy.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 13:59, archived)

hahaha

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:19, archived)

"Hornier than a two-peckered billy goat"

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 16:35, archived)