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# years ago, went to a mates for his birthday....
We started the night with loads of raost potatos and tinned spaghettie ti linne our stomachs, went to the pub and drank loads. walking home one of the blokes threw up and got spaghettie hanging out of his nose and mouth attached through his throat that he had to pull out one way or the other
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 16:31, archived)
# Oh fuck that's grim
urghhh cannot unimagine
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 16:41, archived)
# I still actually laugh out loud when I think about it, all us lot at the time were on the floor laughing,
he was that pissed he couldn't figure out what was happening or how to solve his problem!

Throat floss!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 16:44, archived)
# i can actually do that with cotton
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 16:47, archived)
# Now that's just sick!
take the plug off an iron, do it with the flex and put the plug back on and go to the pub.
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 16:52, archived)
# that would involve touching an iron
which i won't do
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 16:58, archived)
# A washing machine....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:01, archived)
# nah
i've done it once with noodles, but that was an accident. i did a sniff/cough thing and next minute, noodle nostrils!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:05, archived)
# i've also been known to sneeze ham
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:05, archived)
# As long as you don't touch it as well...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:08, archived)
# no
it does freak people out when it happens at parties, though. buffet ham seems to be the worst culprit.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:14, archived)
# Do you ever get to the point where you put it back on the buffet
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:17, archived)
# no, it's only little bits
something to do with having a deviated septum, apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:23, archived)
# you could get a job in a quiche factory as a chopper of the ham
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:27, archived)
# i'd eat the quiche
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:29, archived)
# Supermarket quiche is nasty..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:35, archived)
# i can't help it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:38, archived)
# I used to enjoy a greggs quiche....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:43, archived)
# i love quiche
and now i'm off home while the rain's stopped
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:47, archived)
# If you could do it with razor-wire I'd be impressed...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 16:53, archived)
# i'd be bleeding
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 16:59, archived)
# *dumps the rest of my ramen in the can*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 20:14, archived)