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# absolutely disgraceful
(, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 0:23, archived)
# rude flesh!
(, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 0:27, archived)
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piss everywhere!
(, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 0:28, archived)
# And all the boards did shrink;
(, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 0:38, archived)
# Occult scince, eh?
Heard of Charles Stross?
(, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 0:41, archived)
# No. Which Charles Stross book would you recommend?
I don't think I fancy The Web Architect's Handbook (1996).
(, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 0:45, archived)
# The Atrocity Archive is an excellent start.
It's about a computational demonologist who begins fieldwork for an offshoot of the SOE and has to deal with something unpleasant in Amsterdam.
Kind of Ian Fleming meets H P Lovecraft with large doses of cynicism and sarcasm.
(, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 0:50, archived)
# Hey, the second story is under a CC license.
(, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 0:59, archived)
# Cracking little novella.
Stross is very good about putting the shorter stories out there free.
(, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 1:02, archived)
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actually I'll have a butchers at that. Big fan of short stories me. The Door in the Wall by HG Wells .. ace. Would you class Heart of Darkness as a novella though?
(, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 1:18, archived)
# That story about the vanishing green door? Random.
You might enjoy Chesterton stories.
(, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 1:24, archived)
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M.R. James was good
(, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 1:35, archived)
# Can you link the word "rude" as it's NSFW, please?
(, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 0:35, archived)
# I'm going to have to link my own post now because it had "rude" in it.
Aw fuck.
(, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 0:36, archived)
# *something about a middle wicket*
In other news, if I see that woman make that stupid blowy-hand-movement action at the end of that Always advert again, I'm going to make her eat a packet of the bloody things. See how bloody absorbent they are now.
(, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 0:34, archived)
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I'd like to say "Well I bloody well hope you washed your hands!" It's just not cricket is it?
Personally I would like to see everyone involved with/in adverts involving a choir ... especially the Halifax banking one / one that uses Sweet Child o'mine cast down into the firepits of Hades there to languish in torment and pain until judgement day. Oh yes.
(, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 0:37, archived)
# And...
Any fucking advert that tries to be 'heartwarming' and show families running home, usually to some whiny emo shit song about coming home, all to get home for.... fucking cheese or sausages or some shit.
(, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 0:40, archived)
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so you never fancied the mum of that gravy advert, then?
(, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 0:45, archived)
# I'm not that old!
(, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 0:52, archived)
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no .. ahem .. section of the Grattan catalogue for you, then!
(, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 0:55, archived)
# alright sikboy
(, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 1:04, archived)
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alright nonce-chops
(, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 1:06, archived)
# tickled it down to third man?
(, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 0:45, archived)
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sticky wicket. leg before piss.
(, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 0:46, archived)
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(, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 0:34, archived)
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(, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 0:35, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 0:36, archived)
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I was looking for a 17th century oil painting earlier, perhaps the Flemish school, of hell and judgement. You know, crowds of people in semi-darkness, fire and that. Looked like a rave from the 90s. House of God in Brum or The Coven in Oxford. Anyway, unlike that other song, there the devil is a DJ. Looked like a good -rave up!
(, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 0:43, archived)
# I can take a picture of a Monday morning at Ye Olde PC Repaire Shoppe
It will look exactly the same
(, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 1:11, archived)
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I'm watching paper dry ... no, really! It is f a s c i n a t i n g !
(, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 1:13, archived)