We've all been there.....
Well those of us with touch on bedside lights :¬D
benkai Doing nothing as of ...,
Fri 1 Nov 2013, 16:44,
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or, being too highto remember you no longer DO have a touch light, cue lots of swearing and falling out of bed.
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Fri 1 Nov 2013, 16:46,
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i agree with this after experimenting with "edibles" the other week...i giggled my tits off but it was like trying to play snooker with a rope!
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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Fri 1 Nov 2013, 19:04,
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I am reliably informed...that there is quite a large following for using light bulbs as dildos amongst the gay community as the warmth is more welcoming than a standard plastic object.
I do not however recommend using cocaine as a numbing agent on the area in question however. We had a bloke fail a drugs test when he admitting clenching in delight a bit too much in such a position and promptly ingesting too much coke through the bleeding remains of his ring-piece.
(I do not however recommend using cocaine as a numbing agent on the area in question however. We had a bloke fail a drugs test when he admitting clenching in delight a bit too much in such a position and promptly ingesting too much coke through the bleeding remains of his ring-piece.
timothycrippins,
Fri 1 Nov 2013, 18:39,
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Jeremy's in your bedroom.Thought I hadn't seen him for a while
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edjogs Collared doves are shit.,
Fri 1 Nov 2013, 21:55,
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