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# This is Mildred. She sends hugs.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 17:20, archived)
# Hello Mildred.
I want to ask about the curly bit of hair. Does it have some significance?
(Honourable Member is upstanding, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 17:23, archived)
# It is sort of my tag.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 17:23, archived)
# Now I'll have to look for your small, curly hairs.
I never noticed them before.

Oh yes, so I see. You have quite a few of them in your pictures.
(Honourable Member is upstanding, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 17:28, archived)
# I get told off
when I forget them.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 17:31, archived)
# I like the belly button area detail.
(Honourable Member is upstanding, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 17:37, archived)
# I'm good at details.
Shit at the obvious.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 17:39, archived)
# haha! That rings of truth in myself as well
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 17:54, archived)
# CANDLES!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 0:08, archived)
# hello, mildred
is your dress made of black duct tape? if so, is there nothing that stuff can't do?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 17:25, archived)
# it can't make a souffle
I tried, it was horrible
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 17:26, archived)
# you are not souffle girl
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 17:31, archived)
# Mildred can carry anything off.
Cow.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 17:28, archived)
# what an utter bitch!
i'm wearing a maxi dress and i look like a broken umbrella :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 17:31, archived)
# hello Mildred
are you available on Wednesday afternoon for some "adult wrestling"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 17:25, archived)
# She says
She is re-pointing the chimney Weds.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 17:32, archived)
# she can repoint my chimney any time



sorry
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 17:33, archived)
# I expect no less.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 17:35, archived)
# Hello Mildred
*orders duvet cover compatible print transfers*
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 17:31, archived)
# Hello TO,
You well? I'm still using your calendar to tell me when to go into work so can't say it is my fav decoration.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 17:38, archived)
# flatterer !!
Use it to show you when the weekend is andget another one for work
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 17:52, archived)
# Actually...
...it looks very much like Josefine Jonsson to me.
(nasalhair The Twix guy!, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 17:38, archived)
# It was drawn from a photo
but I didn't note the name of the model.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 17:40, archived)
# It's very good anyway
Well done!
(nasalhair The Twix guy!, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 17:46, archived)
# Thank you
All my pics are drawings of someone. Even Picasso had models, although funny shaped ones.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 17:49, archived)
# never apologise for using reference
it took me years to realise what a fucking stupid idea it is to try and draw anything realistic entirely from memory
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 17:52, archived)
# A very quick Google yields this.
shadowness.com/konradbussart/josefine-jonsson
(Honourable Member is upstanding, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 17:46, archived)
# Yep. that was the pic.
But I like to think I put my stamp on it. I didn't ever claim otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 17:48, archived)
# Yours is certainly in your style.
A bit more Googling yielded http://shadowness.com/josefinejonsson/-2-5.
I thought Mildred's dress looked rubber.
(Honourable Member is upstanding, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 18:02, archived)
# I prefer sundae's the warmth in the colours definitely adds something
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 18:03, archived)
# Yes, it's good.
So I clicked I like this! accordingly. The background reminds me of the weather exhibition at Tate Modern that I didn't see.
(Honourable Member is upstanding, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 18:14, archived)
# That's the pic
The photo is actually a self portrait. She's a photographer, not a model, but occasionally does self portraits.
(nasalhair The Twix guy!, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 18:05, archived)
# Well I apologise if I have offended
her or any of you. I just thought I'd draw a nice pic. :(
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 18:12, archived)
# Not at all!
No offence taken! I just thought it looked like Josefine & thought I'd namecheck her! It's a great picture - really impressive!
(nasalhair The Twix guy!, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 18:16, archived)
# Sorry if I sounded like I was complaining or anything.
I wasn't. nasalhair's comment just got me curious. I like your nice pic.
(Honourable Member is upstanding, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 18:20, archived)
# Me being paranoid.
If I do self portraits I get told I'm an ego maniac, if I do someone else I seem to get called on it. Can't seem to win.

Edit: But this B3ta, I didn't expect to!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 18:25, archived)
# I'm not going to complain
My girlfriend had a dress like that. I tried it on once for shits and giggles. She just sighed and said my penis bulge ruined it.

No more cross-dressing for me then.
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 2:02, archived)
# Please, please,
tell me there are no pictures of this.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 15:06, archived)
# and draw a nice pic you did! No apologies needed :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 20:43, archived)
# Rubber is an excellent medium to draw from
Easier than nekkids with flabby bits that don't look right, even if they are real.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 18:09, archived)
# Nice
Is this lady a Borrower? I'm pretty sure that's a headlamp from an out of focus red Lancia Delta behind her
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 18:35, archived)
# Hi Mildred :D
shesucks
(herman:D, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 19:04, archived)
# Thanks, Millie.
Needed that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 19:08, archived)
# GO TO YOUR ROOM THIS VERY INSTANT.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 19:36, archived)
# This is brilliant...
and bonus reflection in the dress of an anime nurse on all fours !
(I wonder what Rorschach would make of me)
also... would... both :)
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 22:45, archived)
# I was going to say I'm buggered if I can see that
But that just invites comment. So I'll just say I can't see it.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 23:33, archived)
# This...
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(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 23:50, archived)
# Only you, and possibly Moggy
would see something there.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 23:56, archived)
# I will see my analyst tomorrow !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 23:59, archived)
# This'll your future!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 1:57, archived)
# \o/'
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 1:51, archived)