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# OH HAI GUYZ ANYONE WANT TO BUY A T-SHIRT?
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 16:45, archived)
# please hammer don't hurt 'em
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 16:46, archived)
# Ming the Merciless!
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 17:10, archived)
# And isn't it ironic...

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 17:23, archived)
# Ack
I really dislike that woman
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 17:44, archived)
# That's a shame. She speaks highly of you
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 18:21, archived)
# What do you mean? Do you know her?
Has she heard of me then? I'll admit I'm surprised.
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 21:01, archived)
# She and Mario Treadway moved from Boston to New Jersey two years ago.
I suspect it's because they want to be closer to you.
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 21:43, archived)
# But it turns out
A screw would have done....
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 17:50, archived)
# You only wanted to take the top off a tin of paint...
:)
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 18:32, archived)
# *facepalms*
I had 10000 of the bastards...
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 18:35, archived)
# I fail to see the problem.
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 18:22, archived)
# Can't touch this
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 19:25, archived)
# SHE'S LYING
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 19:29, archived)
# Maybe he laid down in a bed of roses
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 19:31, archived)
# Years ago me and my brother nearly got chucked out of a pub during a quiz
The idea was instead of a team name, you gave a joke. We put "Peter Sutcliffe is out at a fancy bar with his new lady friend. 'What do you fancy?' he asks her. 'I'd love a Bucks fizz', she replied. 'FUCK OFF!', he says, 'You'll have a screwdriver like all the others'". When the quiz guy read it out there was an audible sucking of teeth. How were we to know one of his victimns was found round the back of the pub.
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 20:38, archived)
# Whatever she drank, she'd end up hammered.
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 20:47, archived)
#
:)
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 20:48, archived)