Haha!
Dear God, not the Battenberg!
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Thu 9 Jan 2014, 14:44,
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"There once was a gourmet from Crediton...
...Who took pâte de foie gras and spread it on
A chocolate biscuit.
He murmuered, "I'll risk it";
Now his tomb bears the date that he said it on."
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judge62 Captcha must die!!,
Thu 9 Jan 2014, 21:56,
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