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# You can actually build a website in an hour.
A really, really, terrible website. In an hour.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 22:09, archived)
# I've done so
And it wasn't terrible at all! My mum said it was really good.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 22:32, archived)
# Well yes any muppet can get an 'out of the box' website in minutes but it's not really making it yourself
Which I think is the point. What are the skills behind that.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 22:57, archived)
# I built mine entirely in hand-written HTML :(
And MS Paint for the graphics.

Edit: I think it had about four pages, made heavy use of frames, and had basically no content. This must have been 1998.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 23:03, archived)
# MSPaint is cheating
You need to code the graphics like Lottie says
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 23:15, archived)
# Then I have failed
Lottie has the better of me. I knew I should have written my graphics directly in Postscript but I just didn't have the time
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 23:19, archived)
# You didn't have the time?
You only need an hour.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 23:49, archived)
# It took an hour
I think I'm sub-intelligent :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 23:56, archived)
# Postscript? Pffft!
Real Programmers can code JPGs in hex...

000000: ffd8 ffe1 5b92 4578 6966 0000 4949 2a00 ...
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 9:14, archived)
# <html><body>this website is fucking shit</body></html>
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 0:09, archived)