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# I know this is going to go wrong
It's my nephews birthday on the 14th. Yes I know it's snogging day and all that. He's age 3 so probably won't participate. He likes tractors and crashing toy cars.

I have to send him a card and pressie. I'd love your input. Graphically, it might just make it into a card that he doesn't understand (but I'll send you a permanent copy)

As for the present, I'm thinking about noisy because that would piss my sister off :)

Fr J McG
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 13:03, archived)
#
tescovaluecards.com/happy-birthday-card/
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 13:18, archived)
# I do like horses
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 9 Feb 2014, 13:22, archived)
# best of all the animals
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 13:38, archived)
# They're my friends
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 13:52, archived)
#
how about an animated greeting (xmas, bday, dday - who notices these things when they're 3 anyway)
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 9 Feb 2014, 13:24, archived)
# THAT is fantastic!
I might just buy him a Lego toy.
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 13:41, archived)
# perhaps an actual card
one of those that plays a merry tune when opened

hours of ear-piercing fun
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 9 Feb 2014, 14:19, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 15:31, archived)
# Get him Crash by JG Ballard.
If he can't read yet, there is a film version.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 13:27, archived)
# get him some meth and put it in the card so when he opens it he'll be covered in meth then call the cops
it'll help put an end to the "hilarious" tradition children have of putting shiny things in cards that scatter all over the cunting floor

i hope that helps
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 13:36, archived)
# Do you think it's wise admitting you have paedo feelings for your nephew on a public messageboard?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 14:23, archived)
# Drum kit.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 15:37, archived)
# That was last birthday
For his older sister.

I'm being more creative now. Think explosive.
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 15:47, archived)
# Adam and the Ants had 2 drummers
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 16:23, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 16:23, archived)
# where
is the fucking image cuntmumbler
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 19:15, archived)