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# Well, I'm not sticking my sex cock in THAT

Very nicely and creepily shopped though!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:09, archived)
# how many cocks have you got these days?
I'm currently wearing a sex, wee and greeting cock, I did have a torch cock but I kept getting it mixed up and blinding the missus.

Perhaps when you've got a spare 4 minutes inventing time you could fashion some kind of swiss army cock?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:16, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:31, archived)
# *likes*

This is the kind of b3ta I like and endorse
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:33, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:39, archived)
# this is the ogle chrome I heard so much about
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:43, archived)
# Wow!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:49, archived)
# The Dutch Army Knife
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:59, archived)
# Or legerlul
as they're known here
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 11:13, archived)
# happiness ensues
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:00, archived)
# ^would sell
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 14:39, archived)
# Cockscrew! :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 14:52, archived)
# Hahaha
I have just the four standard cocks. Scaling down from the 7 I was using earlier.

I now have my wee cock, greeting cock and my painting cock.
And you've met my sex cock, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:35, archived)
# Did you know they are trying to ban greeting cocks?
something about it scaring children.

madness
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:40, archived)
# It's PC gone mad!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:59, archived)