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# FREE TO GOOD HOME: Baby Scruntle: semi house trained, eats anything, loves children, great burglar deterrent, large, fast and extremely loud.
eats anything loves children great burglar deterrent large fast and extremely loud.
(, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:00, archived)
# Dinner time!
(, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:02, archived)
# JESUS!
other than the fish, that looks like some grim source imagery
(, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:09, archived)
# Well, I'm not sticking my sex cock in THAT

Very nicely and creepily shopped though!
(, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:09, archived)
# how many cocks have you got these days?
I'm currently wearing a sex, wee and greeting cock, I did have a torch cock but I kept getting it mixed up and blinding the missus.

Perhaps when you've got a spare 4 minutes inventing time you could fashion some kind of swiss army cock?
(, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:16, archived)
# :D

(, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:31, archived)
# *likes*

This is the kind of b3ta I like and endorse
(, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:33, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:39, archived)
# this is the ogle chrome I heard so much about
(, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:43, archived)
# Wow!
(, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:49, archived)
# The Dutch Army Knife
(, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:59, archived)
# Or legerlul
as they're known here
(, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 11:13, archived)
# happiness ensues
(, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:00, archived)
# ^would sell
(, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 14:39, archived)
# Cockscrew! :)
(, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 14:52, archived)
# Hahaha
I have just the four standard cocks. Scaling down from the 7 I was using earlier.

I now have my wee cock, greeting cock and my painting cock.
And you've met my sex cock, of course.
(, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:35, archived)
# Did you know they are trying to ban greeting cocks?
something about it scaring children.

madness
(, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:40, archived)
# It's PC gone mad!
(, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:59, archived)
# I see it already had a kid for lunch
I'll click that while I like this, I'll also remove myself to a safe distance
(, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:21, archived)
# D:
(, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:31, archived)
# heeeeyyyy.... that's no mudskipper
(, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:33, archived)
# :0

(, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:50, archived)
# ummm, the Bill Cosby thread is ^^up there somewhere
(, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:53, archived)
# A face only it's mum could love
That is a tad disturbing so I clicked.
(, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:53, archived)
# what the shuddering fuck have you done?
when you die please donate your body to medical science
(, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:56, archived)
# ì can't imagine the google image search horrors you had to wade through for this
also, the feet appear to be chicken feet with painted toenails
clicked
(, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 14:24, archived)
# Awww lully :D
(, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 14:50, archived)
# it's HAMMERTIME!
(, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 19:27, archived)