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# Tired of fucking warm beer?


I may make a prototype and crowd fund this thing. It will be popular with lonely alcoholics.
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 22:55, archived)
# Labia and lime !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 23:00, archived)
# I'm wearing a Chinese clone right now.
Clone, not clown.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 23:01, archived)
# probably not medical grade silicone
your cock will turn black
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 23:09, archived)
# I've removed it now anyway. I couldn't understand the manual and couldn't work out how to use it.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 23:11, archived)
# That's just it, you have to remove it over and over again quickly
and try to drink your beer at the same time.
It's not easy & takes a lot of practice.
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 23:17, archived)
#
David Cameron looks suspiciously like Walther Hewel.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walther_Hewel
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 23:19, archived)
# Google images suggests SS-Obersturmbannführer (Lieutenant Colonel) Ludwig Stumpfegger.
A pattern is emerging.

smearballs, I'm covered in froth now...I think...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 0:08, archived)
# I'd hit that bottle
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 23:17, archived)
# As a lonely alcoholic could you possibly provide a chilled Chardonnay version?
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 23:36, archived)
# Way too short.
{:-)

As it's nearly Gayshift, do a bumhole version.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 10 Mar 2014, 23:54, archived)
# investment?
i'm in
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 1:17, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 1:27, archived)
#
woul di
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 1:36, archived)
# not quite sure how that works
you'd end up with quite a head on your beer
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:54, archived)