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# i'm just sitting back and waiting for the eventual uprising that will result from raising the price of stella
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 15:32, archived)
# also, wizzard? who does he think he is, rincewind?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 15:33, archived)
# Hahaha
Stella goes up in price BUT down in ABV% :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 15:34, archived)
# anarchy!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 15:38, archived)
# 'Wife Beater'!?
At a mere 4.8% rather 5% I'm more likely to sit and watch a 'chic-flick' with her,
rather than set about her ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 15:44, archived)
# quantity, not quality
then again, i've been known to drink k cider, which is 8%
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 15:45, archived)
# Eh, tis good that...
…makes my ears laugh :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 15:48, archived)
# it tastes almost treacly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 15:53, archived)
# hahaha!
'set about her'
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 16:26, archived)
# He does so dressed only in a large pair of leather boxing gloves, a stick-on Victorian moustache and his pants.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 16:58, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 17:24, archived)
# ^This.
THOSE FUCKING BASTARDS!
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 18 Jun 2014, 18:21, archived)
# *beer pedant alert*
It used to be 5.2%
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 18:23, archived)
# Over here, a wifebeater is a kind of undershirt.
So, yeah, not sure where I was going with this.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 18:30, archived)
# In Scotchland it's called Beathewife.
Stella Artois (Formerly 5.2% ABV) is a Belgian lager traditionally associated in Britain with football hooligans. Beloved due to the fact that while 7 to 8 pints would equal a good night out, at a random (And I DO mean random) pint AFTER the eighth, the Loopy Juice would kick in BIG TIME.
In the UK The company has consistently tried to go "up-market" with a series of adverts proclaiming it to be "Reassuringly expensive". Not in Supermarkets it wasn't. :D
BTW I like to think that those adverts have led to a LOT of city wankers getting a good kicking over the years when after getting Stella'd up enough to mistake themselves as squaddies they've found themselves in the WRONG pub at the WRONG time.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 18 Jun 2014, 19:39, archived)
# No, he just wishes it could be Christmas every day.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 16:37, archived)
# I'm sitting back and waiting for a mod to see that dickrash down the board has posted goatse again -_-
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 15:34, archived)
# oh ffs
in no mood for that shit today, got food poisoning
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 15:39, archived)
# b3ta has changed.
How has that been on all day!
Back in my day, the sheer volume of posts would have pushed it off hours ago!
All this was fields too.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 16:23, archived)
# It was 'mod edited' this morning but the little boy has edited the 'mod edit' this afternoon
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 16:35, archived)
# Y not instaban?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 16:38, archived)
#
If people make the occasional mistake or if they unknowingly do something wrong, a friendly board moderator will edit your message and point out what you did. Anybody on the board trying to annoy and cause trouble will be banned.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 20:27, archived)
# he's a super villain!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 16:44, archived)
# He's a super something anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 17:21, archived)
# super dogs cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 17:23, archived)
# Back in the day I'd have shopped a Brazil Pot Noodle by now
So the instructions say "Pour on boiling water to phil neville".

But I just can't be arsed these days...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 18:01, archived)
# It's too watered down to get anyone fighty now ALREADY The LOVELY Smashy.
:(
Sadtimes.
Fucking government: "We'll drive all you fucking plebs to drink, but at the same time make it too expensive and too piss-weak to get you as blotto as you'll need to be to either RIOT or taste sweet, sweet blackout-induced oblivion."
CUNTS.
I just thank Satan I can still afford it myself.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 18 Jun 2014, 18:20, archived)
# Marie-Antoinette Cameron: "Let them drink Claret"
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 18:41, archived)
# ORF WI IS EAD!
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 18 Jun 2014, 18:43, archived)