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# heart ache vs. heart attack
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 14:38, archived)
# there's a pound bakery near my house
with a pound cafe attached. the food is fucking disgusting. even if it's dirt cheap, it's still not worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 14:39, archived)
# I bake my own pounds
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 14:41, archived)
# i bake cakes
which i did this morning
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 14:44, archived)
# is that a euphemism for having a poo ?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 14:46, archived)
# no, it's not
i often bake cakes, although i rarely eat them. made a seed cake this morning, my mate will probably scoff the lot when she comes round, she usually does.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 14:49, archived)
# Male Seed?
I always over prove my dough
(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 7:05, archived)
# Pound cake?
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 17:37, archived)
# Sounds classy!
“Vile” - www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Restaurant_Review-g209958-d3567708-Reviews-Pound_Bakery-Birkenhead_Wirral_Merseyside_England.html

Thankfully they all seem to be up North ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 14:52, archived)
# yep
know a few people who've eaten in the cafe part, all of them have felt sick afterwards. it's just sad that this is the only place some people can aford to get a hot meal from nowadays.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 15:29, archived)
# Heh, I know that area
That's probably seen as a classy joint in that neighbourhood. Think the nearby Greggs closed down not long after the Pound Bakery appeared.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 18:07, archived)
# "Unemployment Grade Beef" - CAUTION: May contain traces of meat.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 19:36, archived)
# Warning: Greggs sausage rolls can cause Vulcan hand growth and pinktongue
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 14:41, archived)
# everyone's a winner
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 14:47, archived)
# except flan
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 15:05, archived)
# Flantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 15:11, archived)
# "Oh you can't put your foot up in Europe
You can't show your studs on the 'nent
They take a dim view of a slightly raised shoe
So think on if you're up against Ghent, my lad,
think on if you're up against Ghent"
-- the genius that is HMHB of course
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 18:02, archived)
# also: angry eyebrow
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 15:16, archived)
# that's the vulcan bit (like Spock)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 15:48, archived)
# haha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 16:21, archived)
# Did you hear that a cheese company is going to be sponsoring a space rocket?
It'll be called Dairylea Launchables.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 14:59, archived)
# No, but I did hear they're doing a range of Hitler Nazi hideout themed cheese-based snacks.
Dairylea Bunkers.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 15:11, archived)
# Have we had a ridiculous sponsorship challenge at all...
I would look but, you know...can't be arsed.
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 19 Sep 2014, 15:30, archived)
# There was the time Colgate and David Icke teamed up to make Truthpaste
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 15:33, archived)
# Or when Palitoy and Mr Kipling were producing those Exceedingly Nice Fakes.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 15:43, archived)
# Or the time Esso and the Swiss Alps tourist board teamed up and asked you to put an Eiger in your tank
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 16:16, archived)
# I recall the time David Prowse and Dekionplexis teamed up to produce the Green Cross Chode.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 16:24, archived)
# Apple fanboys started using Mr. Muscle, just to spite people who dislike Apple
when they heard it loves the Jobs you hate.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 17:41, archived)