Is It Wrong To Retrosepectively Enjoy Your Farts?OK so I'm not 13 any more and I realise farting is quite anti social. After the 5th time your girlfriend threatens to whack you over the head with a frying pan.. or you dropped a couple of paint-peelers at your part time job and the boss hauls you aside and says he knows it's you and to 'cut it the fark out you dirty little bastard'.. or people you've just met start calling you Stinky Pete..
You quickly work it out, and realise that most adults don't find farts funny, and it's time to grow up. Hold them in. Maybe slip outside and surreptitiously unload.
But what if you had too many lagers the day before and ate 5 pounds of Hershey's and the tummy begins to rumble? What if a huge fart suddenly gets loaded in the chamber and before you know it's out in the wild?
Is it OK to enjoy watching everyone gasping for air and angrily nominating suspects? Is it OK to feel proud and have a good old laugh on the inside?
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Sun 8 Feb 2015, 9:05,
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You quickly work it out, and realise that most adults don't find farts funny, and it's time to grow up. Hold them in. Maybe slip outside and surreptitiously unload.
But what if you had too many lagers the day before and ate 5 pounds of Hershey's and the tummy begins to rumble? What if a huge fart suddenly gets loaded in the chamber and before you know it's out in the wild?
Is it OK to enjoy watching everyone gasping for air and angrily nominating suspects? Is it OK to feel proud and have a good old laugh on the inside?
Congratulations Mark!
Like how those 2 Indian journalists went up to a farmer protesting outside a police station.. and they tricked him into dousing himself with petrol and lighting up for more effect.. and then the poor bastard runs inside the police station screaming.. and he's in the lobby, looking around, completely on fire, SCREAMING HIS ASS OFF, and he realises there are no police in sight.. so the human torch runs back outside screaming, thinking "what the fark did I do that for?".. before a passer by helps put out the flames..
Even though the video was horrific, what was done was done, and one had to laugh, didn't one?
farking citation neededthat sounds like the funniest farking thing in the world, we would all farking love to farking see it, can you give us a farking link?
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Sun 8 Feb 2015, 11:12,
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Erm....Or maybe I should haul ass over to "Off Topic" and post future inane questions there? Mods feel free to delete.
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Sun 8 Feb 2015, 9:13,
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there's a delete button under all of your posts,feel free to do it yourself
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sun 8 Feb 2015, 10:54,
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I'm more surprised she hasn't fucking smothered you with a pillow in yer sleep yetyou dull cunt
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Sun 8 Feb 2015, 9:42,
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If I were you I would start a new thread over on /talkIt's really busy over there and a new topic like this is just what they are looking for to get an intelligent and interesting debate going.
www.gobshyte.com/hairyhaddockhumpingholes
You cunt.
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You cunt.
Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Sun 8 Feb 2015, 9:59,
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hello new person, please read the FAQespecially this bit
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 8 Feb 2015, 10:24,
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I Scanned The Contents And Read All The Relevant Sections Looking For An AnswerThere is zero mention of an "Off Topic" board, even though it exists.
I read the FAQ on "Why is there a talk board too?" which basically says "the Talk Board ticks over slower than the Main Board and it's a more pleasant place".
So.... just for you I had another search and I fluked the answer to my question, buried in the "Is it OK to post a new message on the main board without a picture?" section. CHEERS.
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Sun 8 Feb 2015, 12:32,
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I read the FAQ on "Why is there a talk board too?" which basically says "the Talk Board ticks over slower than the Main Board and it's a more pleasant place".
So.... just for you I had another search and I fluked the answer to my question, buried in the "Is it OK to post a new message on the main board without a picture?" section. CHEERS.
Where's our picture, Stinky Pete?
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 8 Feb 2015, 10:42,
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You know who else had a severe flatulence problem?HITLER.
And a guy I knew called Alan.
(And a guy I knew called Alan.
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sun 8 Feb 2015, 11:38,
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farting will always be funny! though eating hershey's is bad mmkay?
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sock more tea vicar?,
Sun 8 Feb 2015, 12:28,
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