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37 years ago I started playing the trumpet.

Then 34 years ago I gave it up. This week I started playing again.
The following is from a recurring dream my neighbours have started having.

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Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Sun 8 Feb 2015, 23:38, archived)

Fortunately there'll be no bits of poo on the mouthpiece.

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Shlvng, Sun 8 Feb 2015, 23:43, archived)

*imagines straining*

Finally, a continuous, thin, poo erupts from the mouthpiece...

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 9 Feb 2015, 0:58, archived)

Silly rabbit.

It's supposed to be a trombone.

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jonbob loves you, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 1:56, archived)

trumpet

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 4:38, archived)

bumpet

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 7:30, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 7:56, archived)

you just put your cheeks together, and blow

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 7:58, archived)

hahahaha

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 8:05, archived)

Something about a bumnote.....

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XLVII .uk, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 10:09, archived)

I thought he had the horn for a second

My bad

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Frogbeat, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 10:25, archived)

From the xray you're about 11. And have Perthe's disease.

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 11:52, archived)

I thought it was an older male

with erosive arthritis of the right hip and likely secondary to avascular necrosis, but hey, I think our number one concern here is the rectal trumpet ingestion.

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Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 16:45, archived)

and not least of all a trumpet up the innards

(macroscian (1 like), Mon 9 Feb 2015, 17:32, archived)