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# 'police have issued an artist's impression of the man they want to interview in connection with the murders'
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 15:38, archived)
# I did it!
it was me!
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 16:16, archived)
# don't confess!
how am i supposed to torture you if you confess?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 16:18, archived)
# ooh! torture?
oh no! *gulp*
*bends over*
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 16:20, archived)
# *heats oil*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 16:25, archived)
# *turns up heat*
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 16:25, archived)
# you're doing it wrong!
there's no point if you enjoy it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 16:30, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 16:25, archived)
# hahahaha!
don't have nightmares!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 16:30, archived)
# I thought this was the /talk roster
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:02, archived)
# not fat enough
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:04, archived)
# /talk. You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
Unless you go to Dundee, Niddrie or *chan.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:05, archived)
# steady now
dundee has a fine cake named after it, it can't be all bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:13, archived)
# That's a commonly believed myth
The city was actually named after the cake, which was named after a Mr. Ernest Dundee, a baker from Nottingham. He moved north after a scandal involving Queen Victoria and an offer to taste his nuts. He chose what was at that time called "Tayside Midden #1" because nobody of note ever went there. Eventually the people, most impressed by his baked goods, chose to rename the town in his honour.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:37, archived)
# Ah, the same way Battenburg cake was named after Lord Mountbatten.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:57, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:16, archived)
# 3rd row, first bloke looks like my brother
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:17, archived)
# Your brother posts on /talk?
Aren't you ashamed?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:32, archived)
# he wouldn't post on here at all
he has absolutely zero sense of humour and claims everyone on here is a sad fucker who needs to get a life. this from the ukip-loving 42-year-old still living with his parents, unable to hold down a job due to violent outbursts
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:39, archived)
# Your brother sounds like an absolute charmer
Give him our fondest regards and a pat on the bum from all of us.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:48, archived)
# At least he doesn't post on /talk, so that's something.
As a full time depressive hermit, what is this life thing people write about?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:51, archived)
# touch my bum™
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:51, archived)
# *blushes*
*puts dog poo on lolly stick*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 22 Feb 2015, 18:02, archived)
# *sneaks a lick*
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 20:30, archived)
# 2nd row, no. 4 - that's Rhod Gilbert, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 22 Feb 2015, 18:19, archived)