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[challenge entry] Body image

From the Fingers challenge. See all 68 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 18 May 2015, 11:28, archived)
# This is outrageous objectification!
Fingers are more than just a collection of knuckles and cuticles you misodigitist bastard.
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# You should always look your best in case your Prints Charming comes along
Try not to look like a whorl, be kept in the loop and wear good shoes so you don't get fallen arches...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 18 May 2015, 11:48, archived)
# Think you've nailed all the puns for this.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 18 May 2015, 11:51, archived)
# bloody feminuckles, always complaining
there's nothing wrong with the advert, I think she's cuticle
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 May 2015, 12:04, archived)
# You can see her phalanges.
She's too skinny
(waxdart hello., Mon 18 May 2015, 12:58, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 18 May 2015, 14:36, archived)
# Ouch!
nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 18 May 2015, 14:40, archived)
# MOTHERFUCKER!
Sorry, but I have to shout things like that when I wince in pain.

Cue the bum jokes...
(I helped save b3ta! Cock, Tue 19 May 2015, 3:16, archived)
# don't know what she's looking so smug about. Those stretch marks around her middle will take surgery to get rid of.
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 18 May 2015, 15:21, archived)
# :( thumb people might find them attractith
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 18 May 2015, 15:37, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 18 May 2015, 23:12, archived)