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# Titted Simpson
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(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 16:27, archived)
# The breats of Bordly Swopmun.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 16:28, archived)
# YUGE!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 18:49, archived)
# Ooer Wass!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 19:24, archived)
# Now make his clothes invisible
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 16:29, archived)
# those can't be comfortable
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 16:37, archived)
# Lay your head on them -- they're really nice
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 18:54, archived)
# :D
I like the invisible Santa's Little Helper sat next to him/her
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 16:37, archived)
# Oh
well spotted
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 16:43, archived)
# ouch my back aches!
still I can wank away the pain now, cheers Jolly Jack!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 2 Mar 2016, 16:46, archived)
# Sucking on my titties like you wanted me...
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 16:49, archived)
# Tinie Tempah's my favourite lyricist.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 17:27, archived)
# HAAAH :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 17:47, archived)
# I know that from a 2manydj's mix... what's it from?
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 2 Mar 2016, 17:29, archived)
# Peaches, fuck the pain away.
ie the first result when you google that line
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 17:45, archived)
# Hey now. Don't talk to him like he's an idiot, you terrible talk bully.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 17:49, archived)
# hey, sometimes it's nice to ask a human you know?
like old school shit, like mano a mano. not mano a googlo

like I could ask you "Hey man, is that shit on the back of your shoe?"
and when you cock your leg up to check it out, I could say "oooh sailor"


and we'd all laugh


(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 2 Mar 2016, 22:42, archived)
# And I'm spent.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 17:25, archived)
# It was all a misunderstanding, I touched a woman.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 4:27, archived)