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# This came up in my FB feed. Apart from blurring the comment, it's unaltered.
They couldn't have chosen a poorer taste related article if they tried. Brilliant.




(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 13:08, archived)
# *opens popcorn*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 13:26, archived)
# *steals popcorn*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 13:28, archived)
# The guy in the snack place jizzed in the popcorn.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 13:35, archived)
# *eats doughnut instead*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 13:50, archived)
#
*steals doughnut*
*unzips*
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 15:06, archived)
# 0_0
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 15:15, archived)
# *sticks penis through hole in the bottom of popcorn*
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 13:32, archived)
# that's some small penis
to fit through a piece of popcorn
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 13:35, archived)
# *salute Kernel Von Helmet*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 13:51, archived)
# The LAD Bible?
top bantz
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 13:42, archived)
# It passes time in the office.
I suppose I should have cut that bit off. But I can't be fucked to change it now.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 13:42, archived)
# have the LAD bible released a LAD translation of the actual bible?
like King James did, or that one with a mistake in it?
regards

ya what
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 14:09, archived)
# Good idea
And the scribes and the Pharisees began to reason, saying, Who is this which speaketh blasphemies? Who can forgive sins, but God alone?

But when Jesus perceived their thoughts, he answering said unto them, it's just a bit of banter, mate, alright?
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 14:57, archived)
# the last supper would obviously be at nandos, or #cheekynandos
as I believe it's pronounced.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 15:18, archived)
# They steal so much stuff its awful
99.9% of London open mic comedy have had bits taken. Apart from me. :)
(waxdart hello., Tue 19 Apr 2016, 14:10, archived)
# Sadly this seems to have stopped...
https://twitter.com/LadbibleSources
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 14:45, archived)
# It's very sexist, they need to do a LADY bible too.
For talking about knitting and baking and periods n shit.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 14:36, archived)
# I've never had a lady respond well when I try and talk about shit :(
Evidently it's something they only talk about with their ladymates rather than the seedy greb in a faded jacket leering at them on the bus
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 19 Apr 2016, 19:48, archived)