You wouldn't take offence if I asked you to fold that length-ways and push it up your bottom... thanks
Worked in an office for a bit with a cheery tit, who used to say this weekly, counted down the days and everything. Nothing like coming in on piss-wet April morning and have some sod greet you with 'Only 200 days till ChriFUCKOFF'
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