You wouldn't take offence if I asked you to fold that length-ways and push it up your bottom... thanks
Worked in an office for a bit with a cheery tit, who used to say this weekly, counted down the days and everything. Nothing like coming in on piss-wet April morning and have some sod greet you with 'Only 200 days till ChriFUCKOFF'
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Tue 28 Feb 2017, 8:41,
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june 8th is 200 days until xmas.
i think they had their maths wrong...
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Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Tue 28 Feb 2017, 9:38,
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*marks in calendar*
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macroscian (1 like),
Tue 28 Feb 2017, 11:04,
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Colin Hunt?
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monkeon schmonkeon,
Tue 28 Feb 2017, 11:34,
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Office trolly?
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Tue 28 Feb 2017, 12:30,
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