You wouldn't take offence if I asked you to fold that length-ways and push it up your bottom... thanks
Worked in an office for a bit with a cheery tit, who used to say this weekly, counted down the days and everything. Nothing like coming in on piss-wet April morning and have some sod greet you with "Only 200 days till ChriFUCKOFF"
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Tue 28 Feb 2017, 8:41,
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june 8th is 200 days until xmas.
i think they had their maths wrong...
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Tue 28 Feb 2017, 9:38,
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Well...
That went down well!
On the plus side, it's pancake day!!!!!
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Tue 28 Feb 2017, 11:43,
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On the plus side, it's pancake day!!!!!