You wouldn't take offence if I asked you to fold that length-ways and push it up your bottom... thanks
Worked in an office for a bit with a cheery tit, who used to say this weekly, counted down the days and everything. Nothing like coming in on piss-wet April morning and have some sod greet you with "Only 200 days till ChriFUCKOFF"
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Tue 28 Feb 2017, 8:41,
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june 8th is 200 days until xmas.
i think they had their maths wrong...
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Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Tue 28 Feb 2017, 9:38,
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*marks in calendar*
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macroscian (1 like),
Tue 28 Feb 2017, 11:04,
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Colin Hunt?
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monkeon schmonkeon,
Tue 28 Feb 2017, 11:34,
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Office trolly?
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Tue 28 Feb 2017, 12:30,
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figgy pudding!
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$imon $quibb ✅,
Tue 28 Feb 2017, 10:37,
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Well...
That went down well!
On the plus side, it's pancake day!!!!!
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delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!,
Tue 28 Feb 2017, 11:43,
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i got weird looks yesterday for wearing a reindeer t-shirt
i like that t-shirt.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 28 Feb 2017, 14:56,
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*shakes head sadly*
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Tue 28 Feb 2017, 18:48,
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*Looks lustiy*
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Tue 28 Feb 2017, 21:01,
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NO
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Tue 28 Feb 2017, 18:48,
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