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# i think penguins would look better with duck bills, just saying
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 29 May 2017, 15:08, archived)
# WHY SHOULD PENGUINS PAY FOR DUCKS???
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 May 2017, 15:10, archived)
# don't act like they can't afford it
swaggering around in dinner jackets all the time, sashimi for every meal. and what do ducks get? mouldy bread! broken britain.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 29 May 2017, 15:20, archived)
# Fake news. Sad.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 May 2017, 16:13, archived)
# 8D
(ozof, Mon 29 May 2017, 23:03, archived)
# i think they'd look better with jetpacks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 May 2017, 15:12, archived)
# I'll show you my beak if I can see yours

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 29 May 2017, 16:04, archived)
# umm......
no
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 May 2017, 16:12, archived)
# well I tried to be reasonable
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 29 May 2017, 16:24, archived)
# "...none of the other ostriches would play with him."
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 29 May 2017, 16:21, archived)
# ;) didn't excel in zoology, I'd wager
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 29 May 2017, 16:26, archived)
# Got the moves.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 29 May 2017, 15:14, archived)
# Yes! but hmmm.....
What about pelican bills?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 29 May 2017, 15:18, archived)
# pelicans shop at primark
my mate's sister's cousin's lad saw them
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 May 2017, 15:20, archived)
# Ok then, eagle bills...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 29 May 2017, 15:31, archived)
# *salutes*
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 29 May 2017, 15:33, archived)
# eagles are cool, they shop at fortnum's and carry hobbits
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 May 2017, 15:34, archived)
# have you ever wondered what a pelican looks like without a bill?
it's not a story the jedi would tell you
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 29 May 2017, 15:30, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 29 May 2017, 15:31, archived)
# how about with a human mouth instead?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 29 May 2017, 15:38, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 29 May 2017, 15:56, archived)
# :D
I CAN FLY!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 29 May 2017, 16:10, archived)
# needs more eddie the eagle glasses
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 May 2017, 16:12, archived)
# ok, but just this once
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 29 May 2017, 16:19, archived)
# perfect!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 May 2017, 16:31, archived)
# *wet thud*
{:-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 29 May 2017, 16:18, archived)
# put it away, ffs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 May 2017, 16:38, archived)
# :o
smut!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 29 May 2017, 17:16, archived)
# always :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 May 2017, 17:28, archived)
# Sorry I meant *very very loud wet thud*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 29 May 2017, 17:37, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 29 May 2017, 17:29, archived)
# OK, I cackled
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 30 May 2017, 14:50, archived)
# and he still never revealed the location of the rebel base
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 May 2017, 15:44, archived)