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credit to elbe spurling who made the effort i clearly didn't have to.
 
i was actually leaning towards a lego vietnam game with a skinny, burned little lego vietnamese girl running for her life before seemingly indifferent lego american soldiers for the cover art,
but then i remembered how ls18 doesn't like it when we use past incidents of brutal and indiscriminate murder as source material,
so i decided that a joke at the expense of some 40,000 executed french men and women would be far more acceptable.

From the Historical Video Games challenge. See all 68 entries (closed)

(ozof, Sat 29 Jul 2017, 11:40, archived)
# neck sounds long
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 29 Jul 2017, 13:34, archived)
# e.t. you're so big
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 29 Jul 2017, 18:06, archived)
# I'm seeing glowing finger proxy at infest
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 29 Jul 2017, 21:43, archived)
# #phonehome
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 29 Jul 2017, 22:04, archived)
# If memory serves
LS18 is perfectly fine with using incidents of brutal and indiscriminate murder as source material, just so long as he doesn't have any understanding at all about those incidents, because there's nothing nearly as funny as a joke that you don't understand yourself.

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(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 29 Jul 2017, 14:45, archived)
# Nazi hangings Newtons' cradle?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 29 Jul 2017, 16:18, archived)
# like electing trump
ha ha good one slightly-less-than-half-of-us-citizens-who-bothered-to-vote! :|
(ozof, Sun 30 Jul 2017, 0:40, archived)
# \o
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 29 Jul 2017, 16:01, archived)
# What an oddly specific career Elbe Spurling has.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 29 Jul 2017, 18:14, archived)
# I read that as Elbe Spurting
And now I can think only of throbbing watercourses erupting in the throes of pleasure.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 29 Jul 2017, 21:59, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 30 Jul 2017, 10:47, archived)
# It seems very much
something that wouldn't have happened pre-internet.

Good to be reminded that the internet can be ace in that way.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 30 Jul 2017, 12:04, archived)
# There's no need to use my name to explain your idiocy
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 30 Jul 2017, 8:13, archived)
# and yet
it amused me to do so,
fool that i am
(ozof, Sun 30 Jul 2017, 9:38, archived)
# You seem to be the only one amused
(cunt that you are)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 30 Jul 2017, 12:04, archived)